[The camera opens on a beautiful, serene pond, where we see Shrek happily soaking in the water. He looks up and sees the camera, giving a big grin.] Shrek: Ah, good morning! Just getting my bath on. [The camera shows a quick shot of Shrek's bare backside before cutting back to his face.] Shrek: Now, I know what you're thinking, "Shrek, what's your secret to smelling so...pleasant." Well, it's quite simple, really. [Shrek takes a deep breath and exhales in the water, causing a series of fish to float to the surface, belly-up.] Shrek: You see, all you need is a little gas. [He winks at the camera, then takes a huge gulp of water and blows even more bubbles.] Shrek: It's like my own personal Jacuzzi! [The camera cuts to a close-up of Shrek in the water, his green skin glistening in the sunlight.] Shrek: And the best part? It's natural! [The camera pans out to show the dead fish floating all around him.] Shrek: Ooh, a few extra bubbles this morning. That'll get the ladies' attention. [The camera zooms in on Shrek's face as he puckers his lips and blows another bubble.] Shrek: So if you want to smell as good as me, come on down to the swamp and take a bubble bath with Shrek! [The screen fades to black as we hear the faint sound of buzzing flies.]