write an immaculately detailed story about a young german barbarian getting breakfast. after waking up, the young german barbarian strips naked (vividly describe how he looks in the nude: white skin, face, hair, chest, arms and butt) and goes to relax in a pond. he spots some fish and, deciding to have them for breakfast, he farts in the water (describe how the german's body and face looks as he farted, describe how the water looks as he farted, describe his relief after farting, describe the stench) the stench is so foul that some fish die. the barbarian collects them, cooking the fish up for breakfast. add the barbarian's internal thoughts throughout the entire story.