Make a vividly detailed and comedic movie scene about Shrek hopping into a pond in the buff (describe his face, body and butt). Describe how he looks as he forces out a pent-up fart into the waters. He's visibly enjoying the relief of letting out all that gas. He jokingly acts sorry as huge fart bubbles and dead fish (who died from inhaling the stench) surface behind him. We get a close-up shot of one of the fish and see his hand snatch it off-screen, we presume he's going to eat it.