Cluster 489
“([player] is just finishing up their base) [player]: "Okay, that should be every” (21 conversations)
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2 turns Jun 3, 2023 at 3:08 PM EDT United States , Michigan
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([player] is just finishing up their base) [player]: "Okay, that should be everything!" Female Blaze: (looking around the forest) "How the fuck did I just end up here?" [player]: "Who was that?" ([player] walks outside to see the female Blaze) Female Blaze: (turns to see [player]) "Back off!" [player]: "Hey! I literally just walked outside and now you want me to head back?!" Blazette: "Kid, I don't know how I ended up here. But YOU need to back off. I'd hate to scorch you - else my name isn't Blazette." [player]: (pulls out Diamond Sword in anger) "THE FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL ME?!" Blazette: "Looks like somebody's getting feisty-" (feels her lava start to break) "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!"(thinking to herself) "This wasn't supposed to happen so soon! I'm just 7 months pregnant!"
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[player]: (drops his sword in shock) "Oh my God, are you okay?! I didn't know-" Blazette: (breathing heavily) "Just get back, please. I don't want to hurt you or your base." [player]: (steps back slowly) "Okay, okay. Just take it easy." Blazette: (calming down) "Thank you. I'm sorry for being rude earlier. I'm just a little on edge." [player]: "It's okay. Is there anything I can do to help?" Blazette: "Actually, yes. I'm supposed to meet up with my mate soon, but I don't know where I am. Can you help me find my way back to the nether?" [player]: "Of course. Let's head back to my base, and I'll see if I can help." Blazette: "Thanks. I really appreciate it." [player] and Blazette head back to the base, where [player] uses his map to locate the nearest nether portal. Together, they make their way through the dangerous terrain of the nether, with [player] protecting Blazette from any hostile mobs. Eventually, they make it to the portal, and Blazette thanks [player] before disappearing into the fiery depths of the nether. [player] watches her go, feeling grateful that he could help, and also relieved that he didn't end up getting scorched by a pregnant Blaze.
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(After a few days, [player] and Blazette start to hear alien-like growls coming from outside) [player]: "What was that?" ([player] and Blazette walk outside, and see a cyan monster with no arms - but the monster also has a head the shape of an arch. The cyan monster has long legs, making it seem taller than [player]. The most interesting thing about the cyan monster is it's reptilian-like eyes) [player]: "...Cyan? I wonder how she got here." Cyan: (alien-like growls) Blazette: "...do you understand what she's saying?" [player]: (pulls out a translator) "I'll try to translate what she's saying." Cyan: (alien-like growls) [translation: "My...my son..."]
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[player]: (surprised) "Your son? What happened to him?" Cyan: (alien-like growls) [translation: "He was taken by the Ender Dragon."] Blazette: "The Ender Dragon? That monster has been causing chaos for as long as I can remember." [player]: "We can't just ignore Cyan. She needs our help. Let's go find her son and bring him back." Blazette: "Agreed." Together, [player] and Blazette follow Cyan's lead, using their weapons to fight off any hostile mobs that come their way. After a few hours of searching, they finally come across a strange, purple crystal that seems to be emitting a powerful energy. [player]: "What is that?" Cyan: (alien-like growls) [translation: "That's where my son is being held captive."] Blazette: "We need to destroy it." [player]: "Agreed. But we need to be careful." The trio cautiously approach the crystal, but before they can do anything, the Ender Dragon appears out of nowhere, ready to attack. [player]: "We have to fight it, no matter the cost." Blazette: "Let's do this." Cyan: (alien-like growls) [translation: "Thank you."] With Cyan's gratitude spurring them on, [player] and Blazette launch into a fierce battle with the Ender Dragon, dodging its attacks and striking back with their weapons. It's a tough fight, but in the end, they emerge victorious, and the purple crystal shatters into a million pieces. Cyan: (alien-like growls) [translation: "Thank you! Thank you so much! You've saved my son!"] [player]: (smiling) "No problem. That's what friends are for." Blazette: "We make a pretty good team." [player]: "Yeah, we do." With their mission accomplished, [player], Blazette, and Cyan head back to [player]'s base, where they rest and celebrate their victory. Together, they've proven that even the most unlikely allies can achieve great things when they work together.