Make a vividly detailed and comedic story set in colonial America of a 10ft tall, blonde German colonial washing washing himself off waist-deep in a pond, in the buff (describe his hair, physique and butt). Describe how he looks as we get a rear shot of him as he puts in some effort to let out a fart into the waters, and enjoys both the smell and the fact a few dead fish surfaced too, they had been suffocated from the stench. He decides whether to cook them for his dinner. add dialogue from the colonial throughout the story