\> be me, die-hard Nintendo fan \>looking at my dusty old NES, feeling nostalgic \>suddenly an idea.jpg \>why not make it better? \>remember I'm a tech genius (according to my mom) \>decides to overclock my NES \>not just any overclock \>gonna make this baby run at 1 THz because why the heck not \>friends say I'm crazy, tell them they lack vision \>spend weeks researching, soldering, and chanting ancient overclocker spells \>finally, the masterpiece is ready \>plug it in, power on \>instantly, Super Mario looks like he's on 50 Red Bulls \>he's zooming so fast I can't even see him anymore \>console starts making weird noises, sounds like it's whispering dark secrets \>room starts getting hot, really hot \>NES is glowing, pretty sure consoles aren't supposed to do that \>suddenly, Boom.mp3 \>massive explosion, smoke everywhere \>when smoke clears, there's a mushroom cloud in my room \>rip my eyebrows and half my hair \>room looks like a scene from a post-apocalyptic video game \>console is a molten pile of what used to be dreams \>neighbor's cat won't look at me the same anymore \>on the bright side, I made gaming history \>world's first and last 1 THz 8-bit console \>friends call me the Mad Scientist of Gaming \>mfw I'm now living in the aftermath of my genius \>mfw I realized I've transcended mere mortals, becoming a legend \>also mfw I have to explain the crater in my room to my mom