[INT. BTR's PALM WOODS APARTMENT - DAY] The scene opens with the four guys of Big Time Rush - Kendall, James, Carlos, and Logan - lounging in their Palm Woods apartment. Scattered on the table in front of them are remnants of a food binge: pizza boxes, burrito wrappers, and a plate piled high with beans. Each guy is groaning and holding their stomach - it's clear the feast has had some *gastrointestinal consequences.* Kendall (grimacing): "Guys, my stomach is speaking in tongues after that bean volcano." Carlos (wafting his hand in front of his nose): "You think that's bad? I swear, if I fart right now, the EPA would have to classify it as a natural disaster." Logan (laughing): "Please, my farts have been known to clear out the zoo. The peacocks still won't talk to me." James (striking a pose): "Well, you all know I'm the pretty one, which means my farts... they smell like roses and success." Just then, Gustavo walks in, his usual scowl even more pronounced. Gustavo (yelling): "DOGS! What's that smell?! Are my nostrils under attack?!" Kelly (following behind, waving a hand fan): "Boys, what did we say about indoor ventilation post-snack-athons?" Kendall (sheepishly): "To always - uh - keep it breezy?" Carlos (trying to stifle a giggle): "Okay, okay, let's settle this. We should go to a pond and test whose farts are the deadliest. Loser has to clean Rocque Records for a month!" Logan (rubbing his chin): "That's scientifically ridiculous and yet... weirdly compelling." James (smirking): "And when I win, we'll bottle my 'fragrance' and sell it as Eau de Big Time Rush." Gustavo (rolling his eyes): "If you twerps wanna turn fish into floaters, do it on your own time!" [EXT. HOLLYWOOD HILLS POND - LATER] The four are now lined up by the edge of a picturesque pond, moonlight gleaming off their unclothed forms. Logan (holding a clipboard and goggles): "Okay, for the integrity of the experiment, we must each submerge and - release. I've got pH tests for aftermath." James (striking another pose): "Feast your eyes on these glutes, because they're about to make history." Just as Kendall is about to lower himself into the water, a loud and raucous fart royally rips through the air. Fish immediately leap from the pond, going belly-up. Carlos (proudly stepping out of the water): "Looks like the pond is now a no-swimming zone, boys! Do I hear 'King of the Farts?'" Kendall (clamping his nose): "Carlos, man... I think you just created a new eco-zone." James (pinching his nose, theatrically): "I guess my 'scent' will remain... under wraps." Logan (coughing): "I'd say this experiment is a success, in its own... noxious way." Kelly (storming toward them, flashlight in hand): "Boys! What did I say about public nudity?" Gustavo (groaning from behind her): "More like public crudity!" The fish continue to float comically as BTR members scramble to cover up, the ultimate "stinky situation" leaving no winners, only losers - in particular, the unfortunate pond life. FADE OUT. [ROLL CREDITS with "Big Time" theme music, with interspersed clips of BTR doing community service at Rocque Records, complete with masks and air fresheners hanging from their necks.]