(Verse 1) A crime, is a crime No matter what designs A trial is a trial That's how they roll A Wright is Phoenix This is truly so And Edgeworth is cold Just like snow But this courtroom is not a game This is not my case to tame I would object it all away If you'd come back to play This trial's not the same Without you It's just a legal grind Just a legal grind Without you (Chorus) Oh, Phoenix, my rival attorney You make the courtroom shine so brightly With your spiky hair and charisma too Oh, Miles, you challenge every clue But without you, this case is all askew Oh, why can't we have a trial With just us two? (Verse 2) An objection, a shout No evidence, no doubt An attorney's an attorney That's what they say A judge is a judge This is surely so And the truth should unfold Come what may But this drama is not the same This is not the truth we claim I would present it all again If you'd be by my side, my friend This courtroom's not the same Without you It's just a legal maze Just a legal maze Without you (Chorus) Oh, Phoenix, my rival attorney You make the courtroom shine so brightly With your spiky hair and charisma too Oh, Miles, your logic's always true But without you, this case is all askew Oh, why can't we have a trial With just us two? (Bridge) Oh, our banter and objections flew As we sought justice, me and you But now you've left me in this courthouse so cold And I'm desperately begging for you to be bold (Chorus) Oh, Phoenix, my rival attorney You make the courtroom shine so brightly With your spiky hair and charisma too Oh, Miles, you make my arguments accrue But without you, this case is all askew Oh, why can't we have a trial With just us two? (Outro) Oh, Miles, let's reconcile And bring back our courtroom style This trial is not complete Without our clash and defeat Oh, Phoenix, let's make this trial bloom Together, we'll shine brighter than the moon!