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Mar 26, 2024 at 9:04 AM PDT
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Make a black comedy story here...Dick Grayson getting ready to marry Harley Quinn here in Gotham's cathedral...decorations...food...church and wedding music played by Zatanna figuring as she figures...its the perfect time to practice smiling...always a good time to practice smiling...like right now...as she reminds herself that funeral and wedding music are two different things.........there is a heavily drunk Jason Todd and a heavily drunk Stephanie Brown as well......as Stephanie drunkenly thinks...wait...if Harley marries Dick...then...that doesn't mean Harley is 'family' now?..and Jason's response?..jugs the whole damn bottle......Barbara Gordon is there on wheelchair as well...with an eye-twitch...forced smile on her face......she is definitely not thinking her past relationships with Dick...no way...Dinah whispering to Vixen that according to Huntress...Dick is NOT being mind-controlled...and Tim mumbling about not having enough coffee to forget this moment...perhaps coffee + alcohol...a daring synthesis...Damian and Cassandra not there for the wedding...Poison Ivy sighing...well...Harley and Nightwing...who would have thought...as Poison Ivy used to date Harley...but...alas...hmph......Killer Frost is here if only because to see Batman seethe...and Catwoman can only imagine how Batman is feeling right now...all the while Clayface is just there to see the wedding......Signal trying to recall that one technique he learned to see if it was a dream or not......and Batwoman sighing..so this is happening.........while Cyborg just eats the food...prepared by Wally West who is in fact internally screaming right now...but hey...food is food...Superboy thinks so too...figuring if he eats enough...maybe he can digest the idea that Dick is marrying Harley Quinn while Huntress grumbling about this wedding...then deciding to eat as well...maybe if she eats enough or all of the food and drink all the alcohol...she'll be too busy dieting to forget this wedding ever happened......while Raven sighs............Donna blinking rapidly...Cassie Sandmark realizing no...this is NOT a dream......Starfire thinning his lips...Dick marrying Harley Quinn...very well then...as Starfire quietly sighs...as she knows of her history with Dick...but if Dick is truly happy with this...while Garth and Arsenal debate on getting the drinks too and getting drunk like Jason Todd...only for Garth to realize he can't get drunk easily...but Arsenal can...and the priest there is well...Two-Face......and Batman is in the crowd...seething...like sure...Dick's went out with a lot of women...including Starfire and Barbara...but...THIS?........and Superman simply comforts Batman is all...and Green Arrow stroking his beard...asking Hal Jordan to punch him...just in case he's dreaming right now...while Alfred...more or less...respects Dick's decision...but acknowledges that life at Wayne Manor will be very...interesting...from now on......and Deathstroke is there...Nightwing's nemesis...as he wonders if this will change their dynamics...because...of all the things...Dick marrying Harley...the lady associated with the Joker who killed Jason Todd...well...as Deathstroke quietly chuckles...because maybe...Grayson really became the 'I can fix her' to Harley Quinn...and seeing Batman seethe?..worth it.......and Talia Al Ghul is there...a flicker of surprised contemplation...as she too hears from her spy...Dick Grayson is in fact...not being coerced by any of them...Dick really wants to marry Harley Quinn....as Wonder Woman grimly smiles at the wedding...while Deadshot laughs loudly as he gets a drink.... add with dialogues
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In the grand, slightly ominous glow of Gotham's cathedral, an event unfolded that defied all expectations. Dick Grayson, known best for his role as Nightwing, was about to marry Harley Quinn, a move that sent ripples throughout their communities and beyond. Zatanna, tasked with the music, hummed a tune, a subtle reminder to herself about the differences between funeral and wedding music. "Always a good time to practice smiling," she muttered to herself, the corners of her lips quirked in amusement. The scene was a curious blend of celebration and chaos. Jason Todd and Stephanie Brown leaned against each other, both heavily drunk. Stephanie, her speech slurred, pondered the reality of their situation. "So, if Harley marries Dick, is she like... family now?" Jason could only respond by chugging another bottle, his eyes glazed. Nearby, Barbara Gordon sat in her wheelchair, an eye-twitch betraying her forced smile. "Definitely not thinking about my past with Dick," she murmured, more to convince herself than anyone else. Dinah whispered to Vixen, relaying information from Huntress: "Dick's not being mind-controlled, so they say." Meanwhile, Tim Drake grumbled about the lack of coffee - or perhaps an innovative mix of coffee and alcohol could help him erase this moment from his memory. Absent from the scene were Damian and Cassandra, their reasons unknown, while Poison Ivy sighed, her expression a mix of bewilderment and resignation. "Harley and Nightwing," she mused, a faint hint of bitterness in her voice for her past with Harley. The guest list was as diverse as it was unexpected - from Killer Frost, present purely to see Batman's reaction, to Cyborg, who found solace in the food prepared by a mentally screaming Wally West. As the ceremony proceeded, unconventional in every sense, the attendees' reactions varied from silent contemplation to outright denial. Starfire, with a history of her own with Dick, could only sigh quietly, wishing him genuine happiness despite her feelings. Meanwhile, Garth and Arsenal debated joining Jason in his drunken stupor, only for Garth to remember his tolerance levels. Presiding over the event was none other than Two-Face, a choice that added an extra layer of surrealism. Batman, amidst the crowd, could hardly contain his disapproval, his thoughts a whirlwind of confusion and concern for his former protege. Superman stood beside Batman, offering what comfort he could, while Green Arrow and Hal Jordan pondered the reality of the situation. Alfred Pennyworth, ever the stoic butler, acknowledged the impending changes within Wayne Manor with a reserved nod. Deathstroke, hidden within the shadows, allowed himself a rare chuckle. "Maybe Grayson's taken on the ultimate 'I can fix her' project," he mused, finding a twisted sense of amusement in Batman's evident distress. Among the guests, Talia Al Ghul reflected on the information gathered by her spies, a flicker of surprise on her face at the confirmation that Dick's decision was indeed his own. Wonder Woman, a stoic smile on her lips, and Deadshot, laughing uproariously with a drink in hand, mirrored the spectrum of reactions present in the cathedral. And so, amidst the blend of disbelief, acceptance, and sheer curiosity, the marriage of Dick Grayson and Harley Quinn unfolded, a black comedy in its purest form, under the watchful eyes of friends, foes, and the ever-unpredictable twists of fate.