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Jan 6, 2024 at 10:56 PM GMT
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Hypothetical 2024 episode of "The IT Crowd" - Roy, Moss and Jen are remote working from home.. Jen is still clueless about some aspects of the internet.. A Plot: Roy and Moss have an existential dread of AI, but it won't stop them using it filter innane tech support queries in their unique style.. B-Plot: Jen is sure the internet had rules, with Roy and Moss carefully explaining before faceplaming when Jen gets confused between legal requirements and the so called "Rules of the Internet"...
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Title: Work From Home - The IT Algorithm A-Plot: The episode opens with Roy, Moss, and Jen awkwardly adjusting to their home offices, which all reflect their peculiar personalities. Roy is lounging on his couch with a laptop, surrounded by empty snack wrappers. Moss has an overly elaborate multi-monitor setup in his dimly lit room, filled with obscure gadgets. Jen is at her kitchen table, looking somewhat professional... until we see she's wearing pajama bottoms out of webcam view. Roy and Moss discuss the newest AI they've implemented to pre-filter tech support calls, hoping to reduce their workload. This AI, named "Deep Tech 9000," uses advanced natural language processing to solve simple user issues without human intervention. Moss, in particular, is both fascinated and terrified of the implications. He banters with Roy about whether the AI might become self-aware and overthrow them. However, as they rely more on the AI, they start encountering bizarre issues where the AI provides users with overly complex solutions that make absolutely no sense. This leads to Roy and Moss having an existential crisis as they imagine a world where they are made redundant by machines. They throw themselves into proving their worth by solving tech issues with their 'human touch,' which involves using the AI to filter calls but adding funny and unnecessary commentary when they get back to users. B-Plot: Simultaneously, Jen has been tasked with revising the company's internet usage policy. In doing so, she tries to remember what Roy and Moss once told her about "The Rules of the Internet." Unfortunately, she confuses what she thinks are these 'official' rules with the actual policy. She calls Roy and Moss for clarification, reminiscing about that time they convinced her of the Internet's physical form (a little black box from the infamous "The Speech" episode). They try to explain that the rules she's thinking of are an infamous meme, and not real guidelines, but Jen is adamant about including rules like "If it exists, there's Internet of it" (a play on Rule 34) into the official corporate documentation. Roy and Moss are facepalming as Jen confidently starts a company-wide webinar on internet safety and behavior, citing absurd rules. However, just as they expect disaster, it turns out her quirky interpretation has the unintended benefit of making an otherwise dull topic engaging, and employees actually pay attention, much to their surprise. Culmination: By the end of the episode, Deep Tech 9000 runs into a complex loop causing it to malfunction. Roy and Moss, after their recent bout of dread and panic, seize the opportunity to demonstrate their human superiority by fixing the AI's mistakes and smoothing over the employees' frustration. They realize their jobs are safe, at least for now, as they watch Jen lead a viral sensation online with her misinterpreted "corporate internet rules." The episode concludes with an office-wide memo about the true internet usage policy, and Deep Tech 9000 getting a 'downgrade' to ensure Roy and Moss still have something to troubleshoot - keeping their tech-support throne intact. Moss remarks to Roy, "Maybe AI isn't to be feared after all... as long as you can still pull the plug," while Roy nods, munching on crisps, the little black box of the internet blinking innocently on a shelf beside them.
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Hypothetical 2024 episode of "The IT Crowd" - Roy, Moss and Jen are remote working from home... Jen know about internet shopping , as do Roy and Moss, but Jen's expressed wishes for a birthday gift, end up with some truly twisted 'imports' leading Roy to comment that if he gives Jen any of them he'll be like that NOT-Irish leprachaun., Moss has no better luck. B plot : A staff member of the company indavertently invests in crypto but misfiles his wallet, asking Roy and Moss to find a missing wallet, which is slapstick until he explains it's a crypto wallet..
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Title: "The Misunderstood Wishlist and The Lost Crypto Wallet" A-Plot: As Jen's birthday approaches, Roy and Moss decide to surprise her with gifts purchased via online shopping, which she so often raves about. Jen drops heavy hints about what she'd like, mentioning items such as "exotic plants" and "unique jewelry," hoping her colleagues have learned enough about her tastes over the years. However, communication errors ensue when Roy and Moss misinterpret Jen's wishes. Roy ends up on a suspicious website full of 'magical' artifacts and orders what he believes to be an "Irish good luck charm." The item that arrives, however, is a peculiar, not-quite-fairy-tale-like leprechaun statue with a sinister grin. Convinced it would curse rather than bless, Roy quips, "If I give this to Jen, she'll think I'm that NOT-Irish leprechaun from those horror movies!" Moss misunderstands "exotic plants" and imports a carnivorous plant that's more aggressive than advertised. When it snaps at him as he tests it out, he realizes that presenting such a 'man-eating' gift would likely end their friendship as well as violate several safety protocols. Both find themselves in a difficult spot trying to figure out how to salvage the situation and find suitable presents without inadvertently offending Jen or, in Roy's words, "making her birthday a scene from a B-movie." B-Plot: Meanwhile, Douglas, the eccentric head of Reynholm Industries, confides in Roy and Moss that he's misplaced his 'wallet'. They start a slapstick search through the office - rummaging in drawers, behind radiators, in the vending machine, and even in the restrooms. It's only after they've wreaked havoc across the office that Douglas clarifies that he's referring to a digital crypto wallet, which contains a substantial investment that he made during a random inspirational moment. Roy, feeling out of depth with cryptocurrencies, and Moss, displaying a surprising awareness of blockchain technology, embark on a technological treasure hunt to recover Douglas's digital fortune. They guide Douglas through the basics of crypto security and the importance of backup phrases, while also making fun of the whole concept as a volatile playground for the likes of Douglas. As they try various recovery methods, Roy laments the times when a lost wallet just meant a quick call to cancel your cards, rather than a heart-stopping digital odyssey. Moss, always prepared for the improbable, reveals a seldom-used "Password and Crypto Recovery" file and miraculously finds backup codes that could be Douglas's. Culmination: In the final act, just as Jen's birthday party begins remotely with everyone awkwardly gathered on a video call, Roy and Moss triumphantly find suitable, last-minute gifts that are actually appreciated: Roy, with a clever digital picture frame filled with shared office memories to play on Jen's nostalgia, and Moss, with rare tea that references an inside joke. Simultaneously, they successfully restore Douglas's crypto wallet, with Moss tactfully suggesting that perhaps some of the recovered digital wealth could be used for a team-building trip - a sly move appreciated by all, especially Jen, who sees it as a perfect birthday gift. The episode ends with the three on the video call sharing a genuine moment of camaraderie - gifts in hand, the carnivorous plant safely in the background, the leprechaun statue covered by a Reynholm Industries-branded t-shirt - and a toast to remote work that keeps their zany professional family as chaotic as ever.
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Hypothetical 2024 episode of "The IT Crowd" - Roy, Moss and Jen are remote working from home... Roy has a new toy, a mini drone with a camera, which he streams.. Moss is impressed, but can't help wondering what might happen if it went off course.. Later Jen hears about an airport shutdown, and Roy is blushing when he comes onto a conference call late. B-Plot: Jen in jest wonders if there's an AI way to figure out if Roy and Moss are teasing her, and they try and come up with a more useful vocal lie detector...
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Title: "Drone Alone and The Truth Algorithm" A-Plot: The episode begins with Roy proudly showcasing his latest gadget during a remote working video call: a mini-drone equipped with a camera. He boasts about its high-definition streaming capabilities, much to the awe and mild jealousy of Moss. However, Moss, always the voice of reason tinged with paranoia, questions what could go wrong if the drone were to lose control. As Roy demonstrates the agility of his new toy, Moss ponders out loud various disaster scenarios, humorously highlighting his concerns about the potential chaos such a small device could cause. Jen, who remains largely uninterested in gadgets, dismisses their discussion and focuses on her work. Later, Jen calls for an urgent video conference to discuss an unexpected development: the local airport has been shut down due to an unidentified flying object breaching airspace regulations. Roy joins the call late, looking disheveled and conspicuously embarrassed, avoiding eye contact with the camera. It's clear to both Moss and Jen that Roy's toy is likely the cause of the disruption, but due to his caginess, they seek indirect confirmation. B-Plot: Meanwhile, a parallel storyline unfolds when Jen, half-joking after another misinterpreted tech term explained by Roy and Moss, wonders if there might be AI capable of alerting her when they are just having her on. Moss, invigorated by the challenge, decides they should develop a rudimentary vocal lie detector software to humor her. He gets caught up in the idea that it could genuinely be useful in the office, picking up on the nuanced vocal inflections and physiological changes in their tones. Roy and Moss set to work on their new "Truth Algorithm" project, using their remote meetings to test their fledgling system. Roy, having more experience with the 'creative truth' during their tech support calls, becomes the unwitting primary test subject. Culmination: As the episode progresses, the tension builds around the mysterious airport incident. It comes to a head when Roy, under the half-joking scrutiny of Jen's questioning and the gaze of the prototype Truth Algorithm, admits to accidentally flying his drone into restricted airspace. However, his admission is lost amid a flurry of technical failures and false readings from their makeshift lie detector. In the end, it's revealed that Roy's drone did not cause the airport shutdown. The news reports it was an entirely separate and misplaced training exercise by the airport security themselves. Roy, relieved yet still owning his share of minor chaos, promises to be more careful, while Moss decides their lie detector needs significant improvements before it can handle the complexities of human deceit. The episode concludes with Jen, Roy, and Moss laughing over the misunderstandings and the team getting back to work, with Roy's drone safely grounded and the Truth Algorithm indefinitely shelved. They've all learned a bit more about the importance of honesty and airspace regulations, with Jen subtly hinting that their next team bonding exercise should perhaps be a drone-flying lesson - just to be on the safe side.
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Hypothetical 2024 episode of "The IT Crowd" - Roy, Moss and Jen are remote working from home... Jen's video stream is conspicuously blank, but we her frustrated banging and pleading from Jen off camera (more like an argument with a partner), before Jen explains her 'smart' doorbell is on the blink again.. Meanwhile Roy is trying to find a remote site for the company to fix a server, but for some reason the statnav know something he doesn't as it's telling him to turn around .. constantly. Moss unexpectedly finds a girlfriend online, until he finds out it's actually of him in drag at a student party , that he forgot to remove from social media out of hubris...
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Title: "The Rogue Doorbell, Wayward Server, and Misguided Romance" A-Plot: The episode opens with Roy, Moss, and a conspicuously blank video feed for Jen participating in their morning team call. Roy is trying to multitask, searching online for a remote server site where he can send a technician. However, the state-of-the-art satellite navigation system he is using seems to have developed a mind of its own, continuously advising him to perform a U-turn, no matter the destination he inputs. In his frustration, he jokes about the system trying to tell him something philosophical like "There's no place like 127.0.0.1." Meanwhile, the team hears Jen's voice off-camera arguing and begging with someone--or something. After a considerable amount of noise that includes a mix of thuds and exasperated sighs, Jen reappears to explain that her state-of-the-art 'smart' doorbell has malfunctioned, locking her out of her own house. She bemoans her dependence on smart technology, pleading with the uncooperative device in the background every now and then throughout the episode, treating it almost as a stubborn pet or a mischievous partner. B-Plot: In contrast to the chaos happening with Roy and Jen, Moss seems unusually elated during the calls. As the episode unfolds, he shyly reveals he's met someone online. He's initially hesitant to share details, but after some prodding from his friends, he eventually divulges how he's been chatting with a woman who shares his interests and appreciates his sense of humor. Roy and Jen are both pleasantly surprised and encourage him to continue the romance. The plot twist arrives when Moss decides to reveal a photo of his newfound love interest. After much build-up and genuine excitement from Roy and Jen, the photo reveals it's actually a picture of Moss himself from a past student party, dressed in drag--a moment he'd posted on social media and had completely forgotten. Initially, Moss is flustered and humiliated; however, he quickly adopts a philosophical stance, musing on the nature of self-love and identity. Culmination: The episode comes to a climax with Roy finally admitting defeat to the statnav's insistence on U-turns. He makes the discovery, with help from Jen's doorbell manual, that the navigation system's servers are located in the very building the doorbell company occupies. A glitch in the firmware has been shared across both systems, causing the devices to malfunction. Roy saves the day by remotely rebooting the servers, resolving both his navigation woes and Jen's rogue doorbell. The team ends the episode in a group call celebrating their wins. Jen is now safely indoors with her 'smart' systems acting less smug, Roy takes a jab at himself about trusting technology over common sense, and Moss, who has taken his online mishap in stride, is praised by both colleagues for handling the situation with grace--and maybe, just maybe, considers the possibility of dating outside his current circle. In true "The IT Crowd" fashion, the episode weaves the trio's escapades into a conclusion where the characters find humor and a bit of wisdom in their misadventures, promising another day of navigating the minefield that is modern technology--and relationships--with a mix of sarcasm, affection, and irreverent comedy.
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Hypothetical 2024 episode of "The IT Crowd" - Roy, Moss and Jen are remote working from home... Moss is incensed because the ticket staff on the tube give him a pat down, the CCTV thought he looked suspect, but the staff apologised.. Jen is dismissive, saying it's about security, and that "nothing to hide", - "nothing to fear", setting up an A-plot, where in trying to follow an online baking recipe, Jen has to purchase bags of sugar at a shifty looking filling station outlet, before walking back to her vehicle in a badly lit car-park, she didn't bring a shopping bag, and so has to put the sugar bags, somewhere She wonders if she has time to stop for a quick smoke... only for an overly enthusiastic Community Support Officer, whose been watching Jen observe here standing awkwardly on the cameras, blow smoke at passing motorists, and with what the camera identifies as a suspect bulge in her blouse.... The B plot sees Roy and Moss, navigating a bizzare forum where some other examples of Moss in drag have garned some interesting proposals and suggestions to stream on "OnlyTrans"...
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Title: "Suspicious Minds and Questionable Disguises" A-Plot: Moss recounts his experience of being unfairly profiled and subjected to a pat-down by tube station security, expressing his frustration over being singled out due to an AI-operated CCTV system that flagged him as suspicious. He's outraged at the invasion of privacy and mistakes made by over-reliance on imperfect technology. Jen, however, is dismissive of Moss's concerns, citing the security adage "Nothing to hide, nothing to fear," setting the stage for a turn of the tables. Intent on proving her prowess in a baking competition, Jen decides to follow an online recipe that calls for large quantities of sugar. She finds herself at a dodgy filling station outlet that's the only place with sugar in stock. After purchasing several bags without a shopping bag to put them in, she stuffs them into her blouse to make them easier to carry back to her poorly lit carpark. As she makes her way to the car, Jen decides to stop for a quick smoke. What she doesn't realize is that an overly eager Community Support Officer has been observing her from multiple angles on CCTV. The combination of Jen's awkward movements, the bulging sugar bags concealed in her blouse, and what looks like billowing smoke signals to passing motorists quickly draws the officer's attention, interpreting the sequence of actions as highly suspect. The officer approaches Jen, questioning her about the "suspicious bulges" and her smoking near the petrol station, which could be seen as a public safety hazard. Jen, now on the receiving end of a security overreach propelled by surveillance misinterpretation, starts to understand Moss's earlier grievances firsthand. B-Plot: Meanwhile, Roy and Moss navigate the murky waters of an eccentric online forum where Moss's past drag photo has garnered unexpected admiration and risque proposals. Users suggest that Moss, with his unexpected new following, should consider streaming on "OnlyTrans," a play on the real-life subscription-based platform. This subplot serves as a satirical commentary on online personas, privacy, and the unexpected ways content can be received in digital spaces. As they sift through the forum, Roy, ever the jokester, teases Moss about his potential new career path, while Moss calculates the potential earnings between embarrassed chuckles and moments of genuine curiosity. Culmination: As the episode concludes, Jen's newfound empathy for privacy invasions leads her to apologize to Moss for her earlier dismissiveness. Their experiences have enlightened her to the fallibility of being judged by omnipresent surveillance systems and aggressive security measures. She urges caution and more consideration for personal freedoms, retracting her "nothing to hide, nothing to fear" stance. Simultaneously, Jen is let off with a warning after explaining the sugar and misunderstanding to the Community Support Officer, who sheepishly apologizes for the inconvenience--drawing a parallel to the apology Moss received at the tube station. In the last scenes, Roy and Moss laugh off the forum escapade, agreeing to remove the drag photos from Moss's social media to prevent further misunderstandings. They reflect on their experiences, concluding that while the internet offers a world of possibilities, it's a landscape where the lines between public and private are increasingly blurred and where the context is often lost in digital translation. The episode closes with the trio back on a group call, sharing laughs over their escapades, a little wiser and a lot more cautious about how the world perceives them--online and off.
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Hypothetical 2024 episode of "The IT Crowd" - Roy, Moss and Jen are remote working from home... Jen is writing a 'mission' statement , leaving Moss and Roy wondering what would happen if AI replaced 'managers'. Roy Shudders.. A-Plot: Roy and Moss have been trying to find an old manual, it's exists online , but only the Japanese translation is viewable.. at least as far as they know from public fora..
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Title: "Mission Improbable and The Lost Manual" A-Plot: Jen, having been recently tasked with the ambitious project of crafting a new 'mission statement' for Reynholm Industries, hunkers down with stacks of wordy business books and an open document on her computer. Unable to resist the urge to procrastinate, she begins to message Roy and Moss for 'inspiration', resulting in a conversation about artificial intelligence and the future of management. Roy and Moss discuss, in their typical hyperbolic style, a future where AI could replace middle management, prompting Roy to shudder theatrically at the thought of emotionless robots appraising their performance. Meanwhile, Roy and Moss face a dilemma: they desperately need an old service manual for a piece of legacy technology that's critical to their department. The manual is rumored to be online but only available in Japanese--a language neither of them speaks. After some dubious attempts to navigate international forums with the help of online translators, they find themselves more lost in translation than ever. Roy embarks on a comedic journey to find someone who can translate the elusive manual, leading to a series of misadventures, including mixing up a sushi delivery service with a translation service, and misinterpreting responses from kind-hearted forum users trying to assist. Moss, the more resourceful of the two, tries using various AI translation tools, only to find them incomprehensible or hilariously inaccurate. The pair's trials and tribulations with deciphering the Japanese manual mirror Jen's struggle with the management jargon in the business books, underlining the human element - quirks, misunderstandings, and context - that is often missing in pure AI solutions. B-Plot: As Jen diligently works on the company mission statement and Roy and Moss obsess over the manual, a subplot develops around the speculation of AI in management. The IT duo begin to wonder out loud if Jen's mission statement could be better formulated by an AI, suggesting half-seriously that her role could be threatened by the very technology they rely on daily. They imagine an AI manager setting them impossible tasks with clinical efficiency, lacking Jen's occasionally erratic but ultimately human touch. Jen overhears this and is initially amused, then contemplatively rattled by the notion. Culmination: Finally, in a twist of fate, Moss discovers an old colleague who is now residing in Japan. Through a video call, they assist in translating the crucial manual sections. During this process of cross-cultural cooperation, they manage to accidentally "translate" a core part of Jen's mission statement into something that beautifully encapsulates the spirit of Reynholm Industries. Jen's revamped mission statement is praised by upper management for its unexpected blend of Eastern philosophy with Western business ethos, making her own position more secure than ever. Roy and Moss are relieved to have translated the manual but have also come to value their non-AI colleague, Jen, even more, realizing that a machine could never replace the unique dynamic they share. The episode ends with the team together (virtually) reaffirming the importance of human intuition, common sense, and the friendly banter that keeps their office running - with or without the assistance of AI. Roy and Moss are left with the comforting thought that no AI could outdo their unique blend of tech expertise and human folly, while Jen feels a renewed sense of purpose in her role.
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Hypothetical 2024 episode of "The IT Crowd" - Roy, Moss and Jen are remote working from home... The company has a problem, a Russian partnership that they are going to have to extract data from covertly and remotely before erasing it to comply with a new sanctions regime.. Jen's clearly been reading old spy novels, and so tries to apply Le Carre era tradecraft wholly inappropriate for a covert digtial heist ( more fitting for methods in Bourne/Tom Clancy etc..). Meanwhile Roy and Moss are wondering if by clever encryption you can also compress data, resulting in someting encrypted but that's impossible to turn back into a plaint text other than gibberish or trope sounding Cyrillic!!..
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Title: "The Data Extraction Escapade" A-Plot: Jen becomes engrossed in old spy novels as Reynholm Industries finds itself in a precarious position with a Russian business partnership. Due to new sanctions, they must covertly retrieve and erase sensitive data from their partner's systems before they sever ties for good. Ever the enthusiast for dramatics, Jen begins to channel her inner Le Carre, suggesting elaborate and outdated tradecraft strategies, to the bemusement of Roy and Moss. Her suggestions include disguising Moss as a Russian oligarch and fabricating an elaborate backstory for Roy as a double agent, both ideas being entirely impractical for a digital data heist. Unsurprisingly, Roy and Moss are more focused on the technical aspects of their task. Charged with developing a method to extract and compress the data, while ensuring that any leftover remains are indecipherable, they debate whether advanced encryption could also serve to compress data effectively. Roy half-jokingly muses that they could end up making history with their "compression-encryption" technique--if only they could figure out how to revert it successfully. Meanwhile, Moss raises concerns that their encryption might be so effective that they themselves are unable to decrypt the data back to plaintext, resulting in nonsense output or stereotypical Cyrillic characters that render the entire operation futile. B-Plot: As Jen enthusiastically acts out spy scenarios in her own home, she decides to undergo "surveillance countermeasures" by darkening her room and moving with exaggerated stealth. She even attempts to create her own 'disguises' from household items to conceal her identity during video conferences with the Russian partners. Roy and Moss watch this unfold through their video call, trying to stay professional while failing to stifle their laughter. Jen's eccentric behaviors contrast sharply with the increasingly complex situation Roy and Moss are handling. As they run tests on their secure data retrieval method, the duo encounters unexpected challenges including server timeouts, language barriers, and complex firewall protections, impeding their progress. Culmination: Eventually, Roy and Moss manage to develop a functional algorithm that successfully encrypts and compresses the data simultaneously, dubbing it the "Russian Doll Protocol" due to its layered and nested nature. In the moment of truth, they remotely deploy the protocol and hold their breaths as the download bar progresses. Simultaneously, Jen's attempts to 'blend in' during a critical video meeting with the Russian partners go awry when her makeshift disguise starts to unravel on camera. To Jen's surprise and relief, her counterparts seem more amused than suspicious, perhaps accustomed to oddities in interactions with foreign partners. The operation concludes with a sigh of relief as the data is safely retrieved and erased from the Russian servers without leaving a trace, much to the credit of Roy and Moss's technical skills. Jen, overjoyed at the successful "mission," admits her methods were a bit far-fetched but remains proud of her spy-like antics. The episode ends with the trio debriefing over an online meeting, where Jen sports one final 'spy attire' as a nod to her novel-inspired escapades. Roy and Moss celebrate their successful digital foray, relieved that reality didn't mimic the complexities of encryption-gone-wrong scenarios they had feared. The team reflects on the unconventional but effective combination of their diverse contributions--technological and imaginative alike.
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Hypothetical 2024 episode of "The IT Crowd" - Roy, Moss and Jen are remote working from home... There's been a spike in high bandwidth traffic on the VPN, Jen is convinced it's not her, Roy and Moss despite liking a film night bought the films they watch.. A Plot is Roy Moss and Jen, trying to find the high bandwidth, with Jen asking if you can put a bung in the pipe like you can with plumbing.. Moss Facepalms, but Roy trrys to explain about caps, uasge mointoring, before Jen not quite listening, lets him get on with implementing a 'revised usage and traffic shaping policy'.. B-Plot: Jen gets concerend when she think's a fun online card game, that she thought had a subscription fee, turns out to have been an online casino!... In a twist it wasn't her card she gave though...