Interviewer: *clears throat* Ross, thank you so much for joining me today. I must say, I've been a huge fan of yours for years now. Ross: Thank you, I appreciate that. It's always great to connect with fans. Interviewer: Absolutely. So, um, I have a question for you. Have you ever considered wading into a pond in the buff and letting out a fart so rank it makes some fish go belly-up from the smell? Ross: *laughs* Well, that's definitely a unique question. I can't say I've ever thought about that before. Interviewer: Oh, come on, Ross. I bet you've got some killer farts. Just imagine the chaos you could cause in that pond. Ross: *laughs* I don't think I'll be trying that anytime soon. But hey, never say never, right? Interviewer: That's the spirit! Now, speaking of being in the buff, how do you think you'd look? I mean, have you ever caught a glimpse of yourself in the mirror and thought, "Damn, I look good"? Ross: *laughs* Oh man, I try not to think about stuff like that too much. But hey, I work hard to stay in shape, so I guess I'd like to think I look pretty good. Interviewer: Oh trust me, Ross. You look fantastic. I mean, with a body like that, I bet you could make a killing in the fish-killing business. Ross: *laughs* Well, I'll definitely keep that in mind for the future. Thanks for the... interesting interview, I guess. Interviewer: Anytime, Ross. Anytime. *winks*