Continue this funny song with more lyrics: [Chorus] A grand adventure throughout the seas The pirate king is who I'll be Now, let me sing you this sea shanty That I learned from my peg-legged auntie [Verse 1] Yesterday, I was your average, hard-working American Then I had a mid-life crisis (Oh no, whatcha do?) Long story short, I'm stuck in the Mediterranean Being a pirate means you have to make some sacrifices (Ain't that true) I wanted to sail the seas, but I seem to have forgotten my keys They said "That's got to be the worst pirate I've ever seen" (Ha!) Sixteen men on a dead man's chest Illegally pirating Endgame DVDs [Chorus] A grand adventure throughout the seas The pirate king is who I'll be Now, let me sing you this sea shanty That I learned from my peg-legged auntie [Verse 2] We started on our voyage to the great kraken's cave The sea sirens call across the waves From the sunken ships to the coral caves (Yo-ho, scurvy-a-dee, we're just a little lost at sea!) We are the pirates! (Arge! Yo-ho! Yahoo!) Lookin' for some booty (And maybe some treasure too!) Swashbuckle! Squash buckle? Scurvy citrus stew Let's sail the seven seas and drink Mountain Dew! [Chorus] A grand adventure throughout the seas (A grand adventure) The pirate king is who I'll be (Is the pirate king) Now, let me sing you this sea shanty (A sea shanty) That I learned from my peg-legged auntie [Verse 3] I was steering the ship like an amateur When suddenly a kraken asked for the manager Oh no! The kraken's called Karen And here comes the kraken attackin' Got a full crew of men and our ship be ready With our swords raised high, we yelled "Arr, matey!" The scurvy's not great and I've got arr-thritis But the kraken started throwin' apple slices [Chorus] A grand adventure throughout the seas (A grand adventure) The pirate king is who I'll be (Is the pirate king) Now, let me sing you this sea shanty (A sea shanty) That I learned from my peg-legged auntie [Verse 4] We were scoopin' out water, somehow staying afloat This was pretty impressive, what with the hole in my boat (Yar, har, fiddle-de-dole! Our pirate ship is fillin' with holes!) Here comes the kraken, it's about to propose So, maybe the real treasure was the friends we made along the way After I said that, they decided I won't live another day I do enjoy 'R', a fine letter, it be But my one true love? Aye, she be the 'C'! [Chorus] A grand adventure throughout the seas (A grand adventure) The pirate king is who I'll be (Is the pirate king) Now, let me sing you this sea shanty (A sea shanty) That I learned from my peg-legged auntie

continue this one: [Chorus] Welcome to Finn's, how may I serve you? Burnt the toast again, there's a toe in my soup It's genuine Antarctican cuisine A party of sixteen just walked in I really wish I hadn't eaten half the food [Verse 1] We've got gumbo, shaksuka and bouillabaise galore Seafood, free food, desserts and more Just one problem, it's flippin' raw! We had everything, but no kitchen sink The customers rolled in, lookin' for some lunch But little do they know I poisoned the fruit punch The customer said "Can I get uhhhh" I said "What do you restaur-want?" [Bridge] Fire, fire, fire, fire! Oh my god, there's so much fire G-th-th-the soup is on fire! (We are the cooks, the fighting cooks) This is a restaurant, not a band So put away the mayonnaise and give me a hand! What do you mean we're all outta apple fritters? (We got a B+ rating from Cockroach Daily) [Chorus: Finn and Fighting Cook] Welcome to Finn's, how may I serve you? Burnt the toast agai-- "Found a kid inside the grease trap" "What?!" "Yeah... What do I tell the health inspector?" "The health inspe-- Mmm... Ugh..." "We served him good, he got what he deserved" "'kay..." [Verse 2] Servin' up smiles, dishin' out love Food tasting like it was sent from above Look out world, just wait and see! Chef Boyardee's got nothin' on me I was tired, I wanted to sleep But then I saw Gordon Ramsay Just please don't report us to the FDA! No time to waste, it's time to plate [Bridge] Handed him the plate, sayin' "And here's for you" Then he started sweatin' bullets, told me ("Y-you too") ("This steak's well done!") "Thanks, I made it myself!" ("Uh, I was cookin' a chicken, it was almost done") ("But, uh, it caught fire, I called 911") ("Oh, and the rat poison got misplaced") *choking* "Gordon? Buddy?" [Chorus] (Welcome to Finn's, how may we serve you?) (Burnt the toast again, there's a toe in my soup) "No, no, no, no, no, no!" (It's genuine Antarctican cuisine) "Come on, into the soup, Gordon, into the soup" (A party of sixteen just walked in) "I'm gonna quit now, bye"

Continue this one: Verse 1] Step one, buy a cabin in the woods Step two, hope some kids just kinda show up I waited in the bathroom all day long Thinking I could kill someone, but I was wrong Kids these days are just too dang responsible Catching them alone is nearly impossible Months schemin' for them But do they ever scheme for me? [Chorus] I just wanna be loved And worshipped, and feared How can a child thwart my plans? Now the villagers are here They got pitchforks I try so hard to be mean But sometimes I wanna cry and eat ice cream [Verse 2] Sometimes, it's like my heart's just not in it I feel like I'm reachin' my limit Just because I am the bad guy Doesn't mean I'm a bad guy, you know? How ba-a-ad can I be? I'm just doin' what comes naturally Months schemin' for them But do they ever scheme for me? [Bridge] My death traps never work, and honestly, it's killin' me (It's killin' me, it's killin' me) Knowin' that I'll never be the villain that I want to be (I wanna be, I wanna be) 'Cause I'll never be better than Robbie Rotten He was number one Why does everyone call me 'demon'? My name is Damien [Chorus] I just wanna be loved And worshipped, and feared How can a child thwart my plans? Now the villagers are here They got pitchforks I try so hard to be mean But sometimes I just wanna cry and eat ice cream [Outro] Please stop running away from me I have crippling joint pain in my knee Those meddling kids!