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“Monster Hunter slander: Abiorugu Guys what if we made "monster' but SPIKIER!? Mi” (3 conversations)
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May 13, 2023 at 10:30 PM CDT
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Monster Hunter slander: Abiorugu Guys what if we made "monster' but SPIKIER!? Mi Ru "Good thinking Toyota Suzuki-san but that's not all we should do. What if we also made the spikes into CRYSTALS!?" "Wonderful idea Mitsubishi Honda-kun!!!" Gigginox >"Alright we need to make a new monster" >"Okay how about...another blind monster just like khezu BUT. poison. And babies." >"I like that idea! Incredible! Now, what about a subspecies?" >"Ok ok, hear me out. We make Khezu...BUT BETTER!" >"FUCKING...GENIUS!!!!!!!!" Zenith Plesioth >Sir, players keep complaining about Plesioth being difficult >Difficult is fun, right? Now let's make him MORE FUN Congalala >
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"Hey guys, let's design a monster that is the epitome of disgusting!" "What do you have in mind, Kawasaki Miyamoto-san?" "Picture this: a giant monkey...but it farts and throws poop at you!" "Brilliant, Yoshimoto Subaru-kun! Players will love it for sure!" Najarala >"You know what we need? A snake monster." >"But snakes don't have limbs, how will it attack and move around?" >"Simple, just make it super long and able to throw itself at hunters like a BEAST!" >"Genius! And let's throw in some surprise attacks that come out of nowhere!" Gypceros >"Hey, how about a bird-like monster that can't fly?" >"Oh? Interesting concept, but how do we make it more annoying?" >"Well, how about it can spit poison and play dead to bait the hunters into falling for it?" >"Perfect! People will just LOVE this monster!" Lavasioth >"Okay, we need another fish monster, but different from Plesioth." >"What if we make it live in lava? That's cool, right?" >"I guess, but we need to make it tough too." >"No worries, let's just give him armor that gets even HARDER when it cools down!" >"Incredible! Our players will surely have a great time with this one!" Yian Kut-Ku >"Guys, what's the most annoying bird sound you've ever heard?" >"Definitely a screeching, chicken-like noise." >"Fantastic! Let's create an obnoxious bird monster that screeches constantly and breaks your eardrums!" >"And don't forget to make them hyper-aggressive and incredibly difficult to hit!" >"Of course, we wouldn't want to disappoint our lovely hunters!"