please write a detailed and comedic fictional Hades story about Zagreus waking up in the morning and going to a river for a bath. He goes au naturel (describe his butt, face, physique) and enters the water. Describe how he looks as he happily scrubs himself clean. Suddenly he feels a fart coming on. describe how he looks as he relieves his gut pain by forcing out a fart into the water, enjoying the relief. The water around his butt now smells so foul that a few fish die. Describe what makes Zagreus notice the dead fish. He happily collects them and goes back to his home to cook a dinner using them. Describe what recipe he decides on, and describe him making it. describe him eating it. Add dialogue from Zagreus throughout the story