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“Make a vividly detailed and comedic Far Cry 3 commercial about Jason Brody relax” (8 conversations)
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1 turn Mar 4, 2024 at 11:21 AM EST United States , Massachusetts
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Make a vividly detailed and comedic Far Cry 3 commercial about Jason Brody relaxing in a pond in the buff. Describe how he looks as he lets out a relieving fart in the water, the stench also causing a few fish to go belly-up, plus some of Vaas's pirates that were trying to sneak up on him from the shore fall over dead. Jason jokingly acts innocent.
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[We open on a sweeping aerial shot of the lush, tropical Rook Islands, as the narrator's voice, smooth yet brimming with mischief, begins to set the scene.] Narrator: "In the untamed wilderness of the Rook Islands, danger lurks around every corner. But for one man, it's just another day in paradise." [The camera descends through the canopies to reveal a serene, sun-dappled pond. Jason Brody, the protagonist of Far Cry 3, surfaces in the center, his arms resting along a drifting log. The camera strategically placed ensures his modesty is preserved amidst the bubbles. He sports a wicked grin with a blissful twinkle in his eye, clearly in his element.] Narrator: "Meet Jason Brody, thrill-seeker turned jungle warrior. He's traded gunfire for quiet time, but don't let this serene setting fool you." [Jason lets out a contented sigh as he lays back against the log, reveling in the silence of nature. The camera pans underwater to show a host of vibrant fish swimming lazily around Jason--until a distinct cloud of bubbles emerges from beneath him.] [Suddenly, the peaceful underwater symphony is disrupted as fish begin to float to the surface, their bellies turned skyward. Above water, Jason's innocent expression is juxtaposed with the cacophony of gurgling sounds. He smirks, his once innocuous visage now one of comedic deviousness.] Narrator: "Ah, the call of the wild. Even in relaxation, Jason Brody is a force to be reckoned with." [The bushes on the shore rustle as a pirate, complete with a menacing Vaas-style mohawk and a machete, creeps toward the water, his eyes fixed on the oblivious Jason. But as he inches closer, his face twists, caught off guard by an invisible assailant--a putrid stench wafting over the water.] [In an instant, more pirates emerge, each stepping into the scene with weapons drawn, but they stagger, clutching their noses, as the foul aroma envelops them. One literally keels over, hitting the ground with a thud, followed by another who collapses into the brush.] [Jason sits up, feigning surprise as he looks at the fallen foes and the upturned fish, then back to the camera with a chuckle.] Jason: "Oops. Classic 'silent but deadly,' am I right?" [The camera whips back to show the entire area enveloped in chaos caused by Jason's "thermonuclear war tactic," his innocent facade beautifully belying the mayhem he's unintentionally created.] Narrator [laughing]: "For Jason Brody, even his downtime keeps the enemies... 'down.' Far Cry 3. Where the wildlife includes the wildest of life." [The screen fades to the Far Cry 3 logo, the sounds of the jungle returning to their natural state, save for the faint echo of a pirate wailing about the smell.] Narrator: "Dive into the adventure, and remember--never underestimate the power of nature." [A final shot of Jason waving from the pond, surrounded by belly-up fish and unconscious pirates, with a wink to the camera before we cut to black.] Voiceover: "Far Cry 3. Out now. Stay wild."