(As I sat in the crypt that made up my room, I couldn't help but feel confused as to what sort of supernatural creature Monika was. With Natsuki being a dragon-human hybrid, Yuri being a zombie that can still talk normally and doesn't eat brains, and me being a vampire - even though I'm 5 months pregnant. When I came to the clubroom, I saw that my friends have set up the gender reveal for me - bat props and balloons came in to colors in the form of pink for a girl and maroon for a boy, fake blood splattered on the wall, and even a banner saying "Sayori's Vampire Baby Gender Reveal".) Yuri: "Surprise! What do you think, Sayori?" Natsuki: (She cleans the red bat prop in my hair) "We're so excited to wonder what the gender of what your baby is!" Monika: "Maybe AFTER the gender reveal, I'll reveal what kind of supernatural creature I am." (I drank from my glass of blood - since I would need to drink A LOT more blood due to my pregnancy.) Natsuki: "Sayori, I know your pregnancy has increased your cravings for blood." Sayori: (smiling) "That's true, Natsuki. It's been quite the adjustment, but I've been managing. Thank you all for being so supportive throughout this journey." Yuri: "Of course, Sayori. We're all here for you. Now, shall we get started with the gender reveal?" Monika: "Absolutely! Let's not keep Sayori waiting." (Monika takes a step forward, holding a bat-shaped pinata filled with confetti.) Monika: "Alright, everyone, gather around! It's time to find out the gender of Sayori's vampire baby!" (I join my friends in the center of the room, feeling a flutter of excitement and anticipation.) Sayori: "I can't wait to find out! This is such a sweet gesture, thank you all." Natsuki: "Now, the moment we've all been waiting for. Sayori, please pick up the bat and give it a swing!" (I take the bat from Natsuki and give it a strong swing, breaking open the pinata to reveal a burst of maroon confetti.)