please create a vivid and comedic fictional story about a gay fan of football taking a rear view picture of Serie A Roma player Edoardo Bove farting in a pond au naturel (compliment his physique, butt, and face), with a few fish near his butt dead due to the awful smell. Edoardo doesn't feel bad one bit about the fish suffocating on his farts and is happily running a hand through his hair (describe how his armpit looks) describe how the Edoardo reacts upon seeing the picture circulating in the tabloids the next day. add dialogue throughout the story