Title: The Bruins Traded All Their Good Players for Nothing FADE IN: EXT. TD GARDEN - DAY We see sports fans walking in and out of the TD Garden after a Bruins game. CUT TO: INT. TD GARDEN - BRUINS LOCKER ROOM - DAY We see players sitting around their locker room while the head coach enters, looking grim. COACH: "I have some bad news." The players look up apprehensively. COACH: "Management has decided to go in a new direction. They've traded all our good players for nothing." The players look devastated and confused. PLAYER 1: "What do you mean, 'for nothing?'" COACH: "We got nothing in return for our best players. Management said it was a necessary move to rebuild." PLAYER 2: "Who did they trade?" COACH: "Pastrnak, Marchand, Bergeron, Chara - all gone." The players look incredulous. PLAYER 3: "What are we supposed to do now?" COACH: "We have to keep playing, keep fighting. We're a team, no matter who's on it. We can still win." The players nod, but it's clear that the wind has been knocked out of their sails. CUT TO: INT. BRUINS OFFICE - DAY We see the Bruins management team, looking smug and pleased with themselves. MANAGER 1: "We did it, boys. We traded away all our old, overpaid players and now we have a clean slate. It's the start of a new era for the Bruins." MANAGER 2: "And we got nothing in return! Pure genius!" They all laugh and high-five each other. FADE OUT. THE END.