(Opening shot of the swamp) Announcer: "From the creators of 'Donkey Runs Wild', comes a hilarious new adventure with everyone's favorite ogre. Get ready for the one and only, Shrek!" (Shot of Shrek, naked in his swamp) Announcer: "He's big, he's green, and he's...wait, what's that?!" (Zoom in on Shrek's butt, which takes up the whole screen) Announcer: "Oh my!" (Shrek walks towards a pond and jumps in) Announcer: "Phew, that's better. Nothing like a nice swim in your swamp after a long day." (Shrek relaxes in the pond) Announcer: "But wait, what's that sound?" (Shrek looks down and sees a school of fish) Shrek: "Heheh, hello there little guys." (Shrek lets out a loud fart) Announcer: "Uh-oh!" (Shot of the fish floating belly up in the water) Announcer: "Oh no, it seems like Shrek's gas has deadly consequences for these poor fish!" (Shrek dives under the water and grabs one of the fish) Shrek: "Mmmm, nothing like fresh fish for dinner." Announcer: "Well, it seems like Shrek's not letting a little thing like no clothes or toxic farts stop him from living his best life in the swamp." (Shrek takes a big bite out of the fish, bones and all) Announcer: "But don't worry, he's not that bad. He's just Shrek, and we love him anyways." (Shrek gives a big smile to the camera) Shrek: "What can I say, I'm just a loveable guy." (Ending shot of the swamp) Announcer: "Get ready for Shrek's latest adventure, coming soon to a theater near you!"