1. Tyrion: "Well, I may not be the Hand of the King anymore, but I'm still the Hand of the writer. And let me tell you, these plot twists are just...unpredictable." 2. Cersei: "Ah, yes. It seems the Iron Throne is a bit harder to hold onto than I anticipated. But hey, at least I got a great view of King's Landing while it lasted." 3. Jon Snow: "I always figured my fate involved snow and ice. Little did I know it would involve endless debates and character assassination instead." 4. Daenerys: "Dragons may be fierce, but even they can't fix bad writing. Perhaps I should have flown to a different realm for this season." 5. The Hound: "I may not have been the most eloquent character, but at least I had consistency in my storyline. Oh well, at least I got to roast a few more people." 6. Arya: "I may have a list, but it looks like the writers had a list of their own for how to disappoint fans. Still better than being stuck in Winterfell, I suppose."