Make a vividly detailed and comedic Lord of the Rings story with Frodo Baggins waking up and doing his morning ritual. At one point, he goes to do his usual activity of clearing his swimming pond of any fish. He enters the pond au naturel (describe his butt and physique). Describe how he looks as he lets out a humongous and smelly fart into the water, visibly relieved. He collects all the fish that went belly-up from the stench to cook for dinner.