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Sep 23, 2023 at 8:22 AM EEST
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Write an episode of Hetalia where Germany gets revenge on England after he bombed his home for the 27th time this year. He orders a Luftwaffe squadron of He-111 bombers to bomb England's home with rotten eggs.
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Title: "Operation Rotten Revenge" INT. GERMANY'S STUDY - DAY A frustrated Germany sits at his desk, reviewing numerous reports scattered across it. The room is filled with maps, military gadgets, and photographs of his friends from Hetalia. A knock on the door interrupts his train of thought. GERMANY Come in! England enters the room with a cheerful smile, unaware of Germany's growing resentment. ENGLAND Guten Tag, old chum! I hope you're doing well. I just wanted to discuss a few things about our recent- GERMANY (interrupting) Enough, England! You've bombed my home for the 27th time this year! It's time I teach you a lesson. England looks taken aback by Germany's sudden anger but soon recollects himself, crossing his arms defiantly. ENGLAND You should've expected it, considering the entire world recognizes me as one of the finest aviators! Besides, it was all just friendly banter! GERMANY Friendly banter?! I'll show you what friendly banter feels like! Germany springs into action, storming towards his office radio. He quickly contacts a squadron of Luftwaffe pilots stationed nearby. GERMANY (into the radio) I need a squadron of He-111 bombers. Operation Rotten Revenge is a go! CUT TO: EXT. AIRFIELD - DAY The Luftwaffe squadron assembles, eager for their mission, while Germany gives them last-minute instructions. GERMANY (intensely) Remember, troops, we're not here for destruction but to teach a lesson. Let's make sure England understands the consequences of his actions. The pilots salute, fully understanding their task. The squadron takes off and heads towards England's home base. CUT TO: EXT. ENGLAND'S HOME - DAY England is enjoying a quiet cup of tea in his living room when he hears a distant rumble growing louder. Curious, he stands near the window, only to be shocked by an ominous sight: an approaching fleet of German bombers! INT. ENGLAND'S LIVING ROOM - CONTINUOUS England's eyes widen as the first wave of bombers flies by, dropping their payloads. But instead of explosives, rotten eggs fill the air, splattering all over his neatly maintained garden. ENGLAND (startled) Bloody hell! What is the meaning of this?! EXT. ENGLAND'S HOME GARDEN - CONTINUOUS England, now covered in rotten egg residue, watches helplessly as the remaining bombers continue their assault. Eggs rain down onto his home, garden, and even his beloved teapot collection. BACK TO: GERMANY'S STUDY - DAY Germany, observing the attack from a distance, can't help but chuckle, feeling a twinge of satisfaction. INT. GERMANY'S STUDY - CONTINUOUS GERMANY (to himself) I hope that teaches you a lesson, England. No more bombing my home! Germany smirks mischievously before returning to his desk, ready to put this matter behind him. FADE OUT.