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“freedom planet all characters react to Bulma: Hey, I'm here! Brevon: BOOBS!” (1 conversations)
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May 23, 2023 at 6:52 PM MSK
Russia
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freedom planet all characters react to Bulma: Hey, I'm here! Brevon: BOOBS!
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Sash Lilac: Oh, hello! Nice to see you. Carol Tea: Hey there! How's it going? Milla Basset: Oh, hello, Bulma! Torque: Hi there. What brings you here? Spade: Oh, hey Bulma. You come to help us beat up some bad guys? Neera Li: Greetings, Bulma. What do you need from us? Avalice Royal Guard: Ma'am, may we ask what brings you here? Lord Arktivus Brevon: Ah, Bulma. I was hoping to see you again. Serena: Hey there! How's it going, Bulma? Jade Creek: Oh, hello Bulma. What brings you to our planet?
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Torque: I mean, Bulma!.... Hi! Bulma: Oooooooookaaaaaaaay, how's it going? Brevon: (holding a drink) I'm drinking OJ! (cup changes to brown) Now it's apple juice! (cup changes to orange) Now it's beer! Yay beer! (chugs down beer) Krillin: So where's Yamcha? Bulma: (getting angry) I think the bastard's cheating on me!. Krillin: Why do you say that? (flash back of Bulma walking in on Yamcha) Yamcha: (appears as a silhouette) Bulma! It's not what it looks li-- oh okay, it's totally what it looks like. Can I still live here? Please? Before this I was living in the desert. Oh, and did you change Puar's litterbox yet? Puar: (appears as a silhouette) I made boom-boom!. (Back to the present) Brevon: Oh, are you serious? Yamcha? Oh, that is so out of char-- so you're single then?
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Sash Lilac: Brevon, be respectful! Carol Tea: Yeah, that's not cool, man. Milla Basset: Bulma, I'm so sorry to hear that. Torque: Yeah, that sucks. Is there anything we can do to help? Serena: You deserve better than someone who would cheat on you, Bulma. Jade Creek: I agree. You deserve someone who will treat you right. Neera Li: We will support you, Bulma. You don't have to go through this alone. Avalice Royal Guard: Our apologies, Bulma. We hope you find happiness and love. Lord Arktivus Brevon: My apologies, Bulma. I may be a villain, but even I know that cheating is wrong.
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Goku jumps off Nimbus walks towards the front door. Goku: Hey guys!
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Sash Lilac: Goku! How's it going? Carol Tea: Hey there! How's training going? Milla Basset: Hello, Goku! How are you today? Torque: What's up, Goku? Spade: Hey, Goku! Did you find any new moves for us to try? Neera Li: Greetings, Goku. Have you encountered any new challenges in your training? Avalice Royal Guard: Welcome, Goku. How may we assist you today? Lord Arktivus Brevon: Ah, Goku. Always a pleasure to see you. What brings you here today?
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Bulma opens the door with Krillin running up after her. Bulma: Goku! Brevon: TAIL-- eh, wait, what? Goku laughs and holds up his arm, in his other arm, there is a small toddler with a tail clinging onto Goku. Bulma: Uh Goku. I can't help but notice that five-year-old you're carrying. Brevon: Goku, just because we picked you up in the middle of the woods when you were a kid doesn't mean you can go around stealing children. Goku: Erm, okay. (places Gohan on the ground) This is actually my son. Brevon, Bulma and Master Roshi are shocked along with the head of M. Night Shyamalan popping up M. Night Shyamalan: What a twist!
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Sash Lilac: Congratulations, Goku! When did this happen? Carol Tea: That's amazing, Goku! How old is he? Milla Basset: Aww, Goku, he's so cute! What's his name? Torque: Yeah, congrats, man! That's a big step. Spade: Whoa, a dad! Congrats, Goku! Neera Li: This is wonderful news, Goku. You must be very proud. Avalice Royal Guard: Congratulations, Goku. Your family is growing. Lord Arktivus Brevon: Impressive, Goku. You are a true warrior, both on and off the battlefield. Master Roshi: (nosebleed) Well, I guess I'm not the only one with a new addition to the family.
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Roshi: (appearing right next to Goku) You know, "Bow chicka wow wow."
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Everyone groans and rolls their eyes, except Brevon who doesn't seem to understand the reference. Sash Lilac: (scoffs) Roshi, that's so inappropriate! Carol Tea: Seriously, Roshi? Can't you think about something other than girls for once? Milla Basset: (giggles nervously) Um, yeah, let's not talk about that, please. Torque: (shakes his head) Come on, man. We're trying to have a conversation here. Spade: (facepalms) Seriously, Roshi? This is supposed to be a happy moment. Neera Li: Master Roshi, please refrain from making such comments. It's not appropriate. Avalice Royal Guard: (clears throat) Let's focus on the new addition to Goku's family, shall we? Lord Arktivus Brevon: (scratches his head) I don't get it. What's so funny about that?
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Goku: Aw, come on. I beat Piccolo. I'm strong enough to beat anyone who-- (senses a disturbance) holy black on a Popo, what is that?!
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Bulma: What is it, Goku? What do you sense? Goku: I don't know, but it's strong and it's coming this way! Brevon: (serious) This could be trouble. We should prepare ourselves. Sash Lilac: Agreed. Everyone, get ready for whatever is coming. Carol Tea: Right behind you, Lilac! Milla Basset: Count me in! I'll use my musical powers to give us an edge. Torque: I'll ready my mech suit just in case. Spade: Let's do this, guys! We won't let anything harm our planet or our friends! Neera Li: I shall use my magic to help protect us. Avalice Royal Guard: We will not let anything harm the citizens of Avalice or our allies! Goku: (powering up) Alright, guys, let's show this thing what we're made of! The group heeds Goku's call and takes a battle stance, ready to face whatever comes their way.
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Krillin: Shouldn't we grab Gohan and put him insi-- (Raditz flies down in front of the group) Krillin: Oh son of a... Raditz: (to Goku): It took me a while to get here, but I finally found you, Kakarrot. Goku: ....What? Raditz: That's right, that's your name. Goku: ....What?. Raditz: The name you were given before we sent you to this planet! Goku: ....What?. Radtiz: Yooouuu... hit your head as a child, didn't you?. We see a flashback of Goku banging his head as a baby. Goku :....What?. Radtiz: Oh for god's sakes, listen!. Radtiz: (display montage of Goku's Space Pod travelling to Earth and a group of Saiyans) You were sent here as a child to take over the planet. You're part of a dead race of intergalactic super warriors called the Saiyans. And to top off this expositional onslaught; I...am your brother!. The screen shows the shocked faces of all. A crab falls off a tree in total surprise.
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Sash Lilac: (in disbelief) Brother? Goku has a brother?! Carol Tea: (shocked) And he wants to take over the planet?! Milla Basset: (concerned) This can't be happening. Can we stop him? Torque: (angered) How dare he threaten our home and our friends! Spade: (determined) We won't let him succeed! We'll fight for the safety of Avalice and its inhabitants! Neera Li: (calmly) We must remain focused and work together to defeat this threat. Avalice Royal Guard: (ready with weapons) We are at your service, Goku. We will fight with you to protect our planet. Lord Arktivus Brevon: (smirking) This is getting interesting. I will help you defeat your brother, Goku. It's the least I can do after all the trouble I've caused. Krillin: (scared) Uh, guys? We're kinda forgetting that he's...way stronger than any of us combined. Goku: (determined) Krillin's right. But we have to try. I won't let my brother hurt anyone here. Let's do this, everyone! The group takes a final stance, ready to face Raditz and protect their home.
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Krillin: So you're his brother, huh? (walks up towards Raditz) Wow, that must mean you'll be involved in lots of future events, right? Right?. Raditz hits Krillin with his tail, sending him flying straight into Kame House. (Krillin Owned Count: 1) Krillin: (dazed) What did I say?. Goku: Hey! Stop hitting Krillin! Raditz: Why? Goku: Because you're breaking Kame House!. Krillin: (offscreen, weakly) Yeah... Stop breaking Kame House... Goku: So, what are you here for? The Dragon Balls? Raditz: The... the dragon's what?