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“with the lyrics below in mind: If I were a rich man Ya ba dibba dibba dibba dibb” (2 conversations)
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Jan 21, 2024 at 3:30 PM -03
Brazil
, Minas Gerais
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with the lyrics below in mind: If I were a rich man Ya ba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dum All day long I'd biddy biddy bum If I were a wealthy man I wouldn't have to work hard Ya ba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dum If I were a biddy biddy rich Idle-diddle-didle-didle man I'd build a big tall house with rooms by the dozen Right in the middle of the town A fine tin roof with real wooden floors below There would be one long staircase just going up And one even longer coming down And one more leading nowhere, just for show I'd fill my yard with chicks and turkeys and geese And ducks for the town to see and hear Squawking just as noisily as they can And each loud bird noises Would land like a trumpet on the ear As if to say, "Here lives a wealthy man" Oy If I were a rich man Ya ba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dum All day long I'd biddy biddy bum If I were a wealthy man I wouldn't have to work hard Ya ba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dum If I were a biddy biddy rich Idle-diddle-didle-didle man I see my wife, my Golde, looking like a rich man's wife With a proper double chin Supervising meals to her heart's delight I see her putting on airs and strutting like a peacock Oh, what a happy mood she's in Screaming at the servants day and night Screaming The most important men in town would come to fawn on me They will ask me to advise them Like a Solomon the Wise "If you please, Reb Tevye..." "Pardon me, Reb Tevye..." Posing problems that would cross a rabbi's eyes Ya-da-dee-da-da, ya-dee-da-da, ya-dee-da-da-da And it won't make one bit of difference If I answer right or wrong When you're rich, they think you really know If I were rich, I'd have the time that I lack To sit in the synagogue and pray And maybe have a seat by the eastern wall And I'd discuss the holy books with the learned men Seven hours every day And that would be the sweetest thing of all Oy If I were a rich man Ya ba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dum All day long I'd biddy biddy bum If I were a wealthy man I wouldn't have to work hard Ya ba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dum Lord, who made the lion and the lamb You decreed I should be what I am Would it spoil some vast eternal plan If I were a wealthy man?y rewrite to be about someone be a timelord from doctor who.
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If I were a Time Lord Ya ba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba whoosh All through time I'd zip zap zoom If I were a Gallifreyan man I wouldn't have to walk far Ya ba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba whoosh If I were a witty witty rich Time-diddy-diddy-diddy-diddy-diddy man I'd pilot a big blue box with infinite rooms inside Right through the fabric of space A console room with flashing lights aglow There would be corridors that twist and turn And rooms that change their size And a swimming pool, for leisure, just for show I'd fill the stars with planets and moons for all to see And travel to galaxies so vivid and grand Zooming just as fast as time can flow Through modern worlds, and histories Would hum like a TARDIS in the sky As if to say, "Here roams an adventurous man" Oy If I were a Time Lord Ya ba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba whoosh Through the vortex I'd zip zap zoom If I were a Gallifreyan man I wouldn't have to tread stars Ya ba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba whoosh If I were a witty witty rich Time-diddy-diddy-diddy-diddy-diddy man I see my companion, oh, brave and so clever With tales of adventure to spin Facing up to Daleks without any fear I see them dazzling and daring, like the Doctor by their side Oh, what tales of heroism they'd begin Exploring all the cosmos far and wide The most fantastic creatures in time and space would come to learn from me They would ask me to solve paradoxes Like a Doctor, the sage "If you please, oh, Time Lord..." "Pardon me, oh, Time Lord..." Challenging riddles that could twist an eternal brain Ya-da-dee-timey-wimey, ya-dee-wimey, ya-dee-timey-wimey-wimey And it won't matter if I make a timey-whoops When you're a Lord of Time, they think you always know If I were Time Lord, I'd have the age that I lack To stand on Gallifrey's cliff and gaze And maybe wear that long, iconic scarf And I'd debate the laws of time with the wisest in the land A millennia or two every day And that would be a Timelord's finest art Oy If I were a Time Lord Ya ba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba whoosh All through time I'd zip zap zoom If I were a Gallifreyan man I wouldn't have to walk far Ya ba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba whoosh Oh mighty Time Vortex in the sky You formed me with a wanderer's plan Would it disrupt some vast universal span If I were a Time-traveling man?