[Take: Death Star Conference Room] Director: "Action!" Tarkin: "The Imperial Senate will no longer be of any concern to us. I have just received word that the Emperor has dissolved the council permanently. The last remnants of the Old Republic have been swept away." Vader: "That's impossible. How will the Emperor maintain control without the bureaucracy?" Tarkin: [breaking character] "Peter, that's not the line." Cushing (Tarkin): "Oh, right, Vader would never question the Emperor's methods. Sorry, got a bit carried away with the logic there!" --- [Take: Han Chased by Stormtroopers] Director: "Action!" Han Solo: "Chewie, get us out of here!" [Han turns a corner and screams, running toward a group of stormtroopers. Harrison Ford trips over a stray cable and tumbles.] Ford (Han): [laughing] "Guess I should've shot first after all!" Stormtrooper 1: [helping Ford up] "Sorry, Han. These helmets really don't help with peripheral vision!" --- [Take: Luke vs. Vader in Cloud City] Director: "Action!" Vader: "Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father." Luke: "He told me enough! He told me you killed him." Vader: "No, I am your father." Luke: [shocked expression] "No, that's not true. That's improbable!" Hamill (Luke): [breaking character] "Wait, that's not the line. What is it? Improbable? Unacceptable? Inconceivable!" Vader: [lifts helmet slightly to speak] "I think we're mixing movies here, Mark." --- [Take: Leia "comforts" Luke on Hoth] Director: "Action!" Leia: "Why, you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf herder!" Luke: "Who's scruffy-looking?" [Leia leans in to kiss Luke, but as they approach each other, Mark Hamill sneezes loudly.] Hamill (Luke): "Ah-choo!" Fisher (Leia): [stifling laughter] "Bless you, farm boy. Can we get a tissue to set, please?" --- [Take: Darth Maul's Reveal on Naboo] Director: "Action!" [The door opens, and Darth Maul stands ready, igniting his double-bladed lightsaber with dramatic flair. The end cap of the prop saber flies off, sending a glowing blade skittering across the floor.] Park (Maul): "No one saw that, right?" Ewan McGregor (Obi-Wan): "Well, that's one way to 'disarm' the enemy." --- [Take: Yoda's Wisdom] Director: "Action!" Yoda: "Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to... um, suffering, leads to... umm, a really bad headache?" Frank Oz (Yoda): "Line?" Director: [laughing] "Cut! Let's take five, everyone." ---