FADE IN: EXT. POND - DAY The camera pans across a serene pond surrounded by lush green trees, the gentle sound of water lapping against the shore filling the air. Suddenly, a figure emerges from the foliage and steps into the pond, revealing himself to be BENJAMIN TALMADGE, a ruggedly handsome man in his thirties with a lean, muscled physique. CLOSE UP on Benjamin's bare backside as he stands waist-deep in the water, the sunlight glinting off his wet skin. His derriere is taut and firm, a testament to his years of military training and rigorous physical regimen. As Benjamin arches his back slightly, a telltale rumble emanates from his nether regions. The camera zooms in on his behind just as a noxious cloud of gas erupts, forming a series of foul-smelling bubbles that rise to the surface with alarming speed. Suddenly, several fish near Benjamin's vicinity float to the surface, their lifeless bodies bobbing in the water. The camera captures their glassy eyes and gaping mouths, evidence of the deadly effects of Benjamin's toxic flatulence. Undeterred by the carnage around him, Benjamin reaches down and scoops up one of the deceased fish, examining it with a mixture of resignation and determination. With a grimace, he tosses the fish over his shoulder and begins to make his way back to camp, the scene fading to black as the sounds of the forest envelop him. FADE OUT. THE END.