([player] is just finishing up their base) [player]: "Okay, that should be everything!" Female Blaze: (looking around the forest) "How the hell did I just end up here?" [player]: "Who was that?" ([player] walks outside to see the female Blaze) Female Blaze: (turns to see [player]) "Back off!" [player]: "Hey! I literally just walked outside and now you want me to head back?!" Blazette: "Kid, I don't know how I ended up here. But YOU need to back off. I'd hate to scorch you - else my name isn't Blazette." [player]: "I'm not a kid, you know?" Blazette: "Well, you sure act like one. What kind of person builds a base in the middle of a forest like this? Don't you know it's dangerous?" [player]: "I'm actually quite experienced in surviving in the wilderness. And this is my base, I built it to protect myself." Blazette: "Hmph. I guess you're not completely clueless then. But just because you've made a base doesn't mean you're safe from all dangers." [player]: "I know that. But what about you? How did you end up here?" Blazette: "I honestly have no idea. The last thing I remember is battling some other Blazes in the Nether." [player]: "Well, I can help you find your way back if you want." Blazette: "Don't think I need your help, kid. I've been surviving on my own for a long time." [player]: "Suit yourself. But if you change your mind, I'll be here." Blazette: (nods) "I'll keep that in mind. For now, I'll just keep wandering and see if I can stumble upon something familiar." [player]: "Alright, take care." Blazette: "You too. And watch your back out here. You never know what might be lurking in the shadows." (disappears into the forest) (After a few days, [player] starts to hear alien-like growls coming from outside) [player]: "What was that?" ([player] walks outside, and sees a cyan monster with no arms - but the monster also has a head the shape of an arch. The cyan monster has long legs, making it seem taller than [player]. The most interesting thing about the cyan monster is it's reptilian-like eyes) [player]: "...the Cyan rainbow friend? I wonder how she got here." Cyan: (alien-like growls) [player]: (pulls out a translator) "I'll try to translate what she's saying." Cyan: (alien-like growls) [translation: "You're not like the other humans I've met. Want to feel my little one moving around?"] [player]: "Wait, you're pregnant? But you're a rainbow friend! Who's the father? Blue? Green? Orange? Purple? Yellow? Red?" Cyan: (alien-like growls) [translation: "Red."] [player]: "Oh. THAT guy. Why did he decide to get you pregnant?" Cyan: (alien-like growls) [translation: "He was trying to create a teal rainbow friend. But he ended up breaking the vial, and I accidentally swallowed the concoction - causing it to enter my stomach and then..."] [player]: "Okay, I think I get it. But how far along are you?" Cyan: (alien-like growls) [translation: "Well...female rainbow friends like me have a reproduction cycle of 36 months, so..."] [player]: (thinking to themselves) "That's a long reproduction cycle..."