Make a comedic and vividly detailed movie scene about Serie A Roma player Edoardo Bove's morning routine - First, he goes to take an outdoor shower. He scoops up water in a bucket and hangs it on a high branch. He tosses away his clothes on another branch (describe his physique, butt, armpits and face). He tugs on a rope attached to the branch, which tips the bucket and pours water on him. Describe how he looks as he happily scrubs his armpits until the bucket goes empty. - Next, he walks to the nearby mirror and brushes his teeth, smiling afterwards - Next, still in the nude, he goes to get breakfast by grabbing a burlap sack and entering a pond. Describe how he looks while forcing out a fart he's been holding in. He enjoys the relief while a few fish die from the underwater stink. Describe him browsing the dead fish and trying to decide on which fish to add to his shopping bag before leaving the pond to cook dinner. Ad dialogue from Edoardo throughout the entire story.