[The commercial opens with the Scout standing at the edge of a serene pond in the wilderness.] Scout: Ahh, the great outdoors. Nothing beats a refreshing dip in a crystal-clear pond on a hot summer day. [The Scout starts to undress, revealing his iconic red and black suit. He jumps into the pond, causing a huge splash.] Scout: Woo! Talk about a rush, baby! [The Scout begins to swim around, but suddenly he pauses and looks down at the water.] Scout: Huh? What's that smell? [A fish swims up to the top of the water and gasps for air before falling back in.] Fish: HELP! We can't take it anymore! Stop farting, please! Scout: [smirks] Sorry, little fishies. Can't help it. [A montage of the Scout farting and the fish gasping for air plays while an upbeat soundtrack plays in the background.] Scout: [chuckles] Wow, these fish must really like my gas. They keep swimming right into it! [Fish float up to the surface of the pond, their eyes closed. One of them has X's over its eyes.] Scout: [nervously laughs] Uh-oh, looks like they've had enough. [The Scout looks around nervously before quickly getting out of the pond, grabbing his clothes and running off.] Scout: [as he runs off, apologizing] Sorry, fishies! I'll leave you to your rest! [The camera pans out to show the pond dotted with floating fish. The Team Fortress 2 logo appears on the screen with the slogan "Join the madness."] Announcer: Team Fortress 2. Where even the fish fear for their lives. [End of commercial]