**10degC**: "Only 10 degrees out here? That's like a sauna compared to where we're headed. Better enjoy the warmth while it lasts." **0degC**: "And we've hit the freezing point. I hope you brought your fur coat, because it's only going to get colder from here." **-10degC**: "Minus ten? That's when you start wishing you had more than one tail to wrap around your nose." **-20degC**: "Twenty below zero... You know it's cold when you can use your own breath as a snow-cone. Anyone up for a frosty snack?" **-30degC**: "Thirty degrees below. At this point, I'm pretty sure even my jokes are freezing before they can leave my mouth." **-40degC**: "Minus forty! This is where the weather starts to steal your warmth, your smiles, and pretty much any hope you had left of feeling your toes." **-50degC**: "Fifty below... If you told me we were on the moon right now, I'd believe you. Because there's no way it's this cold on Earth." **-60degC**: "Sixty degrees below zero. You know, I always wanted to be a popsicle. Guess today's the day." **-70degC**: "Seventy below... At this point, I'm beginning to think the only thing surviving out here are our shadows. And even they're looking for a sweater." **-80degC**: "Eighty degrees below zero. If I had known it would be this cold, I would've asked for a fur-lined uniform." **-90degC**: "And we've hit minus ninety. Honestly, I think even the abominable snowman would pack his bags and move to the tropics at this point."