Write an edit of the following copypasta, but make it Monster Hunter related, specifically lance users: I kneel I squeal My headcanon isn't real I cope I mope Someone hand me a rope I sin I never win I belong in a trash bin I job I'm a slob I'm too short To reach the doorknob I smell like a trashbag My wife's an old hag I am... a Vegeta fan The rhyme should be derogatory and mocking of of lance users, just like the original.