(Opening shot of a lush tropical island, with tranquil music playing in the background. Camera zooms in on Jason Brody, shirtless and wearing only a pair of swim trunks, relaxing in a picturesque pond surrounded by dense foliage.) Narrator: "In a world full of danger and chaos, sometimes all you need is a little R&R. Introducing Far Cry 3, where even the most fearless warriors need a break." (Jason closes his eyes with a contented smile on his face, soaking in the sun as he lets out a loud, echoing fart in the water. The camera captures the bubbles rising to the surface and a few fish swimming belly-up as the stench wafts through the air.) Narrator: "Ah, the sweet scent of victory!" (Some shadowy figures are seen sneaking up on Jason from the shore, but as they catch a whiff of the toxic gas, they stumble and fall over, gagging and clutching their noses.) Pirate 1: (wheezing) "Ugh, what is that smell?!" Pirate 2: (choking) "It's like rotten eggs mixed with death! Who did this?!" (Jason casually looks around innocently, pretending he has no idea what's going on, with a mischievous wink to the camera.) Jason: "Oh, was that me? Must've been the beans from last night. Sorry, guys. No hard feelings, right?" (The pirates groan in agony, but Jason just shrugs and continues to enjoy his soak in the pond, the camera panning out to show the beauty of the island in all its glory.) Narrator: "Far Cry 3. Sometimes, you just gotta let it rip. Available now, for those who can handle the stench." (Cue the Far Cry 3 logo and release date, followed by a tagline: "Survival of the stinkiest.")