(To the tune of "Midnite Dynamite" by Kix) Verse 1: Heartbeat ticking like a time bomb, Through the hall, the news did come. All were waiting, anxious, tight, That's when we heard 'bout the midwife. Chorus: Oh, midwife died, all right! (That's what they say) In the fray of the night. (But she's okay) What a fright, caused quite the plight, But midwife died, all right, yeah! Verse 2: Thought she was gone, a terrible sight, Everyone was in such a plight. But the truth, it came to light, There she was, in her might. Chorus: Midwife died, all right! (Under the moon's bright ray) She just took a little flight. (Back on the fray) It was quite the sight, gave us quite the fright, But midwife died, all right, oh, right! Bridge: In the shadows, in the night, Came a tale that gave us fright. A twist in the tale, filled with delight, Our midwife, she's all right! Chorus: Midwife died, all right! (She's back in action) With all her might, she fights. (A satisfaction) What a night, what a sight, But midwife died, all right! Outro: Oh, in the middle of the night, Came a tale that turned out right. Yeah, against all odds, in the bright moonlight, Midwife died, all right, all right, yeah! (Note: This parody maintains a lighthearted and fictional narrative centered around the mistaken belief that a character, the midwife, had met an unfortunate end, only to reveal she's perfectly fine. It is meant for entertainment purposes only.)