Interviewer: Good evening, everyone! Tonight, I have the immense pleasure of sitting with none other than the charming and multitalented Joe Keery. Joe, how's it going? Joe Keery: Hey, it's going great! Thanks for having me on the show. Interviewer: The pleasure is all ours! Now, Joe, we've seen you rock some serious hair and nail equally serious roles, but we're curious about something a little more, let's say, natural. Joe Keery: Oh, natural, eh? I do love getting out into nature. What did you want to know? Interviewer: Well, Joe, brace yourself. This is quite the question, but let's dive in, shall we? Imagine for a moment, the sun is setting, and you're near this beautifully secluded pond--just the perfect setting for some nature bonding. Would you, Joe Keery, ever consider the liberating act of wading into the pond in the nude and, dare I say, letting out a fart so potent, it affects the local marine life? Joe Keery: [laughs] That's certainly an image! Going au naturel in a pond, huh? Well, I guess I'm all for being one with nature, but that scenario is a bit out there! Interviewer: [chuckles nervously] Oh, definitely out there! Purely hypothetical, of course. But just imagine the shockwave of your charisma even disrupting the aquatic ecosystem! Do you think it's possible to knock some fish out with a--uh--scent of that magnitude? Joe Keery: Haha! I'd like to think I'm a pretty down-to-earth guy, not knocking fish out with my stench. But wow, what an idea! It's like a superpower, isn't it? 'Fartman', savior of the oceans, one bubble at a time! Interviewer: [giggling uncontrollably] Precisely! 'Fartman'! So say you did possess this fragrant ability and some fish went belly-up. Would you be tempted to take on the role of survivalist and maybe grill one up for dinner, having conquered it with your own ... shall we say, essence? Joe Keery: I mean, talk about fresh catch of the day, right? I suppose if it was a matter of survival, I'd channel my inner Bear Grylls. Plus, it'd be quite the story to tell--catching fish with nothing but my wits and, you know, bodily functions. Interviewer: [attempting to regain composure] Oh, absolutely! No rod, no reel, just sheer ... olfactory strength. A tale for the ages, Joe. Joe Keery: Yeah, though I think I'll stick to traditional fishing methods--or even better, the grocery store--for now. Interviewer: Wise choice, Joe, wise choice. Thank you for being such a sport and diving into this rather odd pond of thought with me. You've definitely made a splash tonight! Joe Keery: Anytime! Although next time, let's keep the skinny-dipping hypotheticals to a minimum, huh? Interviewer: You got it! Again, thank you, Joe, for your time and your sense of humor. Folks, Joe Keery, everyone--actor, musician, and hypothetical conqueror of fish with his natural prowess! Stay tuned for more right after the break!