The commercial opens with a shot of a serene forest pond. The camera then pans down to reveal Shrek, completely in the nude, bathing in the water with a blissful expression on his face. Shrek: Ah, there's nothing like a good soak in the pond to wash off the day's grime. As he scrubs himself clean, bubbles rise to the surface, followed by a cloud of noxious gas. The fish in the pond immediately go belly up. Shrek: (with a chuckle) Oops. Looks like I'll have to find a new fishing spot. The camera then zooms in on Shrek's face as he takes a deep whiff of the gas. Shrek: Hmm, what's that delicious scent? Ah, it must be my new perfume! Cut to a shot of a sleek and elegant perfume bottle with the logo "Eau de Swamp" prominently displayed. Narrator: Introducing Eau de Swamp, the scent of the Ogre! As the camera lingers on the bottle, the sound of a gentle flute plays in the background as a beautiful fairy woman comes into view, twirling around in the air. Fairy woman: (in a sultry voice) Eau de Swamp. For the Ogres who want to smell like a forest after a thunderstorm. Made with only the finest ingredients - freshly crushed onion, the essence of rotting fish, and other unmentionables. Shrek: (offscreen, chuckling) Sounds like my kind of scent! The fairy woman then sprinkles some of the perfume on Shrek's arm, causing him to convulse in pleasure. Shrek: Ooh! That's the stuff! The narrator then interjects. Narrator: Eau de Swamp. Find it at your local swamp or creepy forest. Warning: May cause uncontrollable flatulence. The commercial ends with a shot of Shrek, now fully clothed, walking away from the pond with a satisfied smile on his face as the camera lingers on the bottle of Eau de Swamp.