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“(In a plains biome) [player]: "There! Ceiling's done! No Skeleton's going to sho” (57 conversations)
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Jun 11, 2023 at 1:14 PM EDT
United States
, Michigan
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(In a plains biome) [player]: "There! Ceiling's done! No Skeleton's going to shoot in here!" (A strange-looking Enderwoman teleports beside [player]) Enderwoman: "Uh...h-hello?" [player]: "Hmm?" ([player] accidentally looks into the Enderwoman's eyes) Enderwoman: "Hey! N-No eye contact!" [player]: "...what's wrong with a little eye contact?" Enderwoman: "Well, for you it's normal. But for Endermen and Enderwomen like me, it's a sign of aggression." [player]: "Oh, sorry. I didn't know-" Enderwoman: "I won't take 'sorry' for an answer." (The Enderwoman starts attacking [player])
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[player]: "Woah! Hey, stop it! I didn't mean to-" Enderwoman: "You looked into my eyes, you attacked me!" [player]: "I didn't attack you! Can we just talk this out?" Enderwoman: "Talk? You think words can solve everything? You humans are so naive!" [player]: "I'm sorry, I didn't mean any harm. I just want to build my home here." Enderwoman: "Hmm...I suppose I overreacted. But you still need to be careful around us, understand?" [player]: "Yes, I understand. Thank you for letting me know." Enderwoman: "Good. Now I will leave you be. But do not let your guard down, human." (The Enderwoman teleports away, leaving [player] to finish his construction project with a newfound sense of caution.)