Make an immaculately detailed, lengthy, story. Peter Parker, played by the beautiful British actor Tom Holland, decides to take a bath in a pond in the nude (vividly describe how Tom Holland's face, hair, chest, arms, and butt looks in the nude). Knowing how horrible his gas is, he happily farts in the water to kill the fish, Peter happily collecting them to have for dinner later. Add Peter's dialogue in a British accent throughout the whole scene.