FADE IN: We see Scott the Woz sitting in front of his camera, as usual, with a Shrek plushie in the background and wearing only a pair of Shrek ears on his head. SCOTT: Hello and welcome back to another Scott the Woz video! Today, we're going to be talking about everyone's favorite green ogre... Suddenly, the video cuts to Scott standing in a mud shower, completely naked except for the Shrek ears on his head. His butt and armpits are visible, covered in mud. SCOTT: (shocked) Oh, hey there. I didn't see you come in. Scott proceeds to scrub himself clean, getting rid of all the mud on his body. SCOTT: (winks at the camera) Now, where were we? The video cuts back to Scott the Woz sitting in front of the camera, still wearing only the Shrek ears. SCOTT: Right, Shrek! So, I recently re-watched the first Shrek movie and... Suddenly, we see Scott in a pond, sitting with his butt in the water and letting out a loud and rancid fart. Some fish die because of the smell. SCOTT: (smiling) Whoopsie daisy! We then see a shot of Scott's hand grabbing one of the dead fish, the video instantly cutting back to the review. SCOTT: So, as I was saying, I really enjoy the first Shrek movie. It has some great... We then see Scott sitting in front of a plate of cooked fish. SCOTT: (takes a bite of the fish) Mmm, tastes like victory. FADE OUT.