Make a vividly detailed and comedic fictional Vanderpump Rules story about Tom Schwartz asking James Kennedy (Tom's crush) every detail about the time he farted while relaxing nude in a pond, which made a few fish go belly-up from how horrible it stunk (Tom's kink is James killing fish with farts, and is rubbing out as James talks, asking James about how he looked in the nude, what he thought during farting, the type of fish that died, etc.) Tom knows James is egotistic and won't question why he's asking all this.