Make a vividly detailed and comedic Far Cry 3 story about Jason Brody entering a pond in the buff (describe his butt and physique) then relaxing. As he relaxes, he knows there's fish nearby and knows his farts are lethal to them, so he lets out a relieving fart that smells so terrible that any fish near his butt dies from the stink. He happily collects them to cook over a campfire