**Title: "Mystery Inc. Meets Harry Hill: The Hawaiian Witch Doctor Special"** [The set is styled with tropical decorations, including palm trees and a mock volcano. The Mystery Inc. gang is seated on one sofa, and opposite them is Harry Hill, wearing a Hawaiian shirt and a ludicrously large flower lei.] Harry Hill: Welcome, welcome, everyone, to a very special episode of "Chatting with Harry!" Tonight, we've got the gang who's been solving mysteries faster than I can solve my own midlife crisis--ladies and gentlemen, Mystery Inc.! [Applause] Harry: And, let's not forget our star of the evening, the man of mystery himself, the Hawaiian Witch Doctor! [A thin man in an overly exaggerated witch doctor costume steps out, holding a tiki mask. He does a little jig.] Witch Doctor: Aloha! Shaggy: Like, man, every time we meet a witch doctor, it never ends well for my snack stash. Scooby: Rehehe, rhat's right! Harry: Speaking of snacks, I've heard the Witch Doctor's got a bit of an unusual taste. Mano Tiki Tia toasties, anyone? Shaggy and Scooby: Yikes! Harry (to the Witch Doctor): So, tell me, what's the secret ingredient? Don't tell me it's... coconut? [Witch Doctor nods exaggeratedly.] Harry: Ah, I thought so. The real mystery is how anyone keeps their figure here! [Laughter] Harry (turning to Scrappy): And Scrappy-Doo, the little pup with the big rep! I've got to say, it's quite admirable how you manage to charge at villains three times your size. Scrappy: Puppy power! Velma: Actually, Harry, statistically speaking, Scrappy's success rate is... Fred (interrupting): Velma, maybe let's not go into the math right now. Daphne: Yeah, let's keep the night fun! Harry: Right you are, Daphne. So, onto the Witch Doctor here. I've got to ask, any relation to Mano Tiki Tia by any chance? [Witch Doctor nods eagerly.] Witch Doctor: He's my... uh, third cousin, twice removed, on my mother's side. Harry: Guess family reunions must be a riot, eh? [Laughter] Harry: And now, the question on everyone's lips, why the Hawaiian theme? Last I checked, most witch doctors aren't big on surfing. Witch Doctor: It's the new trend in the witch doctor community. You know, trying to "lighten up" the image. Shaggy: Like, as long as it doesn't involve chasing after us, you can wear a tutu for all I care. Scooby: Rahahah! Harry: Now, I've heard through the coconut wireless that there's been a mystery brewing right here on our set. Isn't that right, gang? Velma: That's correct, Harry. And we believe the Witch Doctor is at the center of it. Harry: Well, you heard it here first, folks! It looks like we're about to have a live mystery-solving right on our show. How's that for ratings? [Excitement] Fred: Let's split up, gang. We'll solve this mystery in no time! [The gang starts snooping around the set. Shaggy and Scooby end up chasing a costume rack. Suddenly, the Witch Doctor starts dancing erratically.] Witch Doctor: Behold, the power of the Mano Tiki Tia! [A tiki statue on set begins to move, but Velma quickly intervenes.] Velma: Just as I suspected. It's a remote-controlled mechanism! [Velma reveals a small control in the Witch Doctor's pocket.] Harry: Looks like the mystery's been solved, thanks to Mystery Inc! Witch Doctor: And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids... and Harry! [Everyone laughs.] Harry: Well, that's all the time we have tonight, folks. A big mahalo to Mystery Inc. and our Witch Doctor here for an unforgettable show. Until next time, aloha and goodnight! [The set fades out with everyone waving and the Mystery Inc. theme playing in the background.] [End]