Please write a fictional, comedic and vividly detailed story about the flatulent ogre Shrek and his harem of villager twinks (compliment their physiques, faces, and butts). The twinks are relaxing in bed au naturel and snacking on roasted fish (that died from Shrek farting in a pond during his morning bath with the twinks) as they chat while Shrek couples with one of them. Add dialogue throughout the story