[MUSIC FADES IN] [OPEN ON: A serene, beautiful pond in the middle of a lush jungle. The camera slowly pans over to reveal JASON BRODY, a ruggedly handsome man in his early thirties, standing waist-deep in the water, completely naked. He has a smug grin on his face as he gazes out at the surrounding wildlife.] Jason Brody: Ahhh, nothing like a relaxing dip in the pond to clear my mind. [Jason closes his eyes, leans back, and lets out a loud, relieving fart in the water. The sound echoes through the jungle as a few nearby fish float belly-up to the surface, gasping for air.] Jason Brody: [jokingly] Whoops, must've been something I ate! [Suddenly, a PIRATE in scuba gear emerges from the water behind Jason, wielding a knife and looking ready to strike. But the stench of Jason's fart hits him like a ton of bricks, causing him to gag and frantically swim away, clutching his nose.] Pirate: Blimey! What in the bloody hell is that smell? [Jason turns around, feigning innocence and shrugging his shoulders.] Jason Brody: [smirking] Oh, sorry mate. Must've been the fish. [The camera zooms in on Jason's mischievous grin as he winks at the audience, before diving underwater with a splash, disappearing from sight.] [OVERLAY: THE ULTIMATE SURVIVAL EXPERIENCE AWAITS. FARTS AND ALL. FAR CRY 3. AVAILABLE NOW.] [MUSIC SWELLS AS THE SCREEN FADES TO BLACK.] [END]