**Original Text:** "Eee hee hee! We ghosts always rise from the dead. I just love the look of terror on your face! In fact, I live for it! Eee hee hee! See you soon!" - Big Boo to Luigi **Comedy after original:** Big Boo's motivational talks really bring out the life in people... momentarily. **Misheard:** "Hee hee hee! We toast always fries from the bread. I just glove the took of carrot on your lace! In hat, I dive for it! Tee hee hee! Seafood spoon!" **Comedy after Misheard:** Big Boo's culinary course was a recipe for disaster; who knew "spirit cooking" involved so much produce and misunderstanding. **Opposite:** "Boo hoo hoo! We living always fall into life. I just hate the look of joy on your face! In fact, I die from it! Boo hoo hoo! Goodbye forever!" - Tiny Boo to Luigi **Comedy after Opposite:** Tiny Boo was never good at parties. Every game of peek-a-boo ended in existential crisis. **Bits cut out to sound super creepy or just plain weird and funny:** "We... rise... from... dead... love... terror... your face! I live... Eee... See you..." **Comedy after Bits Cut Out:** Big Boo's attempt at poetry really killed at the ghosts' open mic night. **A snippet of the original quote that is hilariously out of context:** "I just love the look on your face! Eee hee hee!" **Comedy after Snippet out of Context:** Said Big Boo, after teaching Luigi how to correctly apply ghostly face moisturizer. **Badly Translated:** "Ha ha ha! Us phantoms always get up from being unalive. I adore seeing fear on your expression! That's my living purpose! Ha, ha, ha! Will meet you not long!" **Comedy after Badly Translated:** Turns out, Big Boo was just trying to spruce up his dating profile. Bio: Loves sunrise walks through the graveyard and shining a new light on fear.