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“(In a plains biome) [player]: "There! Ceiling's done! No Skeleton's going to sho” (57 conversations)
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Jun 11, 2023 at 1:31 PM EDT
United States
, Michigan
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(In a plains biome) [player]: "There! Ceiling's done! No Skeleton's going to shoot in here!" (A strange-looking Enderwoman teleports beside [player]) Enderwoman: "Uh...h-hello?" [player]: "Hmm?" ([player] accidentally looks into the Enderwoman's eyes) Enderwoman: "Hey! N-No eye contact!" [player]: "...what's wrong with a little eye contact?" Enderwoman: "Well, for you it's normal. But for Endermen and Enderwomen like me, it's a sign of aggression." [player]: "Oh, sorry. I didn't know-" Enderwoman: "I won't take 'sorry' for an answer." (The Enderwoman starts attacking [player]) [player]: "Woah! Hey, stop it! I didn't mean to-" Enderwoman: "You looked into my eyes, you attacked me!" [player]: "I didn't attack you! Can we just talk this out?" Enderwoman: "Talk? You think words can solve everything? You humans are so naive!" (Suddenly, the Enderwoman's belly starts contracting - rapidly) Enderwoman: "AAH! Not now!" [player]: "What's wrong?"
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Enderwoman: "It's time... I need to lay my egg." [player]: "Egg? You mean like a chicken egg?" Enderwoman: "No, an Ender Egg. It's a rare and valuable treasure in our world." [player]: "Wow, I've never heard of that before. Can I help?" Enderwoman: "Help? Hmph. You've caused enough trouble already. But... I could use some protection while I lay my egg." [player]: "I'll do everything in my power to protect you." Enderwoman: "Fine. But remember: no eye contact, or I'll have to attack you again." [player]: "Got it. Let's do this." (The Enderwoman teleports to a nearby spot and starts laying her egg. [player] stands guard and fends off any hostile mobs that approach) Enderwoman: "It's done. Thank you for your help, human." [player]: "No problem. It was an honor to witness such a rare event." Enderwoman: "Perhaps we can coexist peacefully after all. But don't get too friendly. I'll still take action if necessary." [player]: "Understood. I'll keep my eyes to myself." (The Enderwoman teleports away, leaving [player] to admire the newly laid Ender Egg)