In the grand, gothic cathedral of Gotham, decorated with a mix of vibrant, chaotic colors and traditional wedding whites, the most unlikely wedding was about to happen - Dick Grayson and Harley Quinn were tying the knot. Zatanna, tasked with the music, was lost in thought, humming to herself a tune that sounded suspiciously like a funeral march before catching herself. "Oops, this isn't a rehearsal for a funeral... Smiling, Zee, smiling is what you need to practice now. Especially today...because funeral and wedding music are not the same thing." Nearby, a heavily drunk Jason Todd had just downed an entire bottle, his eyes barely focusing on the scene before him. Stephanie Brown, equally tipsy, leaned over, slurring her words, "Hey, if Harley marries Dick, does that mean she's technically 'family' now?" Jason's glassy eyes seemed to contemplate the question for a moment before he muttered with a hiccup, "Let's drink to that confusing thought," and staggered to find another bottle. Barbara Gordon watched the scene unfold from her wheelchair, a forced smile plastered on her face, definitely not thinking about her past with Dick. No, not at all. Her eye couldn't stop twitching. Dinah, in a hushed tone, relayed to Vixen, "Huntress swore up and down Dick isn't under some mind control. Can you believe it?" Tim Drake was nursing a cup of coffee, muttering under his breath, "There's not enough coffee in the world to make me forget this... Perhaps I should try coffee with alcohol. Who knows? It might be a revelation." In another corner, Poison Ivy sighed out loud, "Harley and Nightwing, huh? Who would've thought... And to think I used to date Harley. Hmph." Killer Frost was smirking, clearly here for the drama, "I'm just here to watch Batman seethe. Ah, this is priceless." Catwoman leaned over to her, "Imagine how Batman feels right now. Poor Bruce." Signal was pinching himself, trying to recall a technique to check if he was dreaming. "This has to be a dream, right? Right?" Batwoman exhaled deeply, "So this is really happening. Gotham never ceases to amaze." Cyborg, not too concerned with the unfolding drama, was indulging in the food prepared by a frantic Wally West, who internally screamed but knew well enough, "Food is food." Superboy nodded in agreement, "Maybe if I eat enough, I'll digest the idea that Dick is marrying Harley Quinn." Huntress, meanwhile, had decided to tackle the buffet with a vengeance, "If I eat and drink enough, maybe I'll forget this wedding ever happened." Raven, in her usual stoic manner, simply sighed. Donna Troy blinked rapidly, and Cassie Sandsmark confirmed aloud, "Nope, this is not a dream." Starfire stood there, thin-lipped and silent, finally letting out a quiet sigh. "If Dick is truly happy with this..." her voice trailed off, a mix of sadness and acceptance in her tone. Arsenal, debating whether to get drunk like Jason Todd, turned to Garth, "Shall we?" Garth hesitated, "I don't get drunk easily, but you go ahead." The priest, none other than Two-Face, cleared his throat, ready to begin the ceremony, causing a ripple of murmurs among the guests. And there, amongst the crowd, was Batman himself, seething silently, a myriad of emotions running through him as he saw his protege ready to marry the chaotic force of nature that was Harley Quinn. Superman placed a comforting hand on Batman's shoulder, trying to offer some solace, while Green Arrow turned to Hal Jordan, "Punch me, would you? I've got to be dreaming." Alfred, ever the stoic butler, mused quietly, "Life at Wayne Manor will be... interesting, to say the least." Deathstroke couldn't help but chuckle quietly to himself, "Of all the things... Grayson marries Harley. This changes everything... and watching Batman cope? Priceless." Talia Al Ghul watched with a flicker of surprise, "Not coerced, you say? Hmm, this adds an interesting layer to the dynamics..." Wonder Woman managed a grim smile as she watched the proceedings, and Deadshot, couldn't help but let out a loud, boisterous laugh as he went for another drink. "Here's to the bride and groom. May Gotham survive the union." In the midst of chaos and disbelief, the most unorthodox of Gotham weddings was a celebration of the unexpected, leaving everyone with a story they'd never forget.