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“make a comedic Scott the Woz youtube video, in his usual style, with him reviewi” (27 conversations)
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Jun 23, 2023 at 2:49 AM EDT
United States
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write a script of a funny and detailed story of Scott the Woz making a video in his usual style, with him in the buff, wearing only shrek ears, reviewing a Shrek movie, the video cuts to him under a mud shower, his butt and armpits visible (describe the appearance of his butt and armpits) and he's scrubbing himself clean, then it cuts to him relaxing in a pond, letting out a rancid fart, some fish die because of the smell and we see a shot of his hand grabbing one of the fish, the video instantly cutting back to the review, Scott is now eating a cooked fish
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INTRO MUSIC PLAYS SCOTT: Hey guys, Scott here. Today we're reviewing Shrek 2, a cinematic masterpiece that provides a hilarious twist on the classic fairy tale. CUT TO SCOTT STANDING IN FRONT OF A GREEN SCREEN IN THE BUFF AND WEARING SHREK EARS SCOTT: Yup, you read that right. I'm in the nude, with only these precious ears to cover my dignity. It's not pervy or anything, I promise. I'm just really committed to the Shrek character. CUT TO SCOTT UNDER A MUD SHOWER SCOTT: Okay, so I needed to cleanse myself after getting into character. As you can see, my armpits are pretty swamp-like and my butt resembles a swamp creature too. SCOTT TURNS AROUND AND SHOWS HIS BUTT TO THE CAMERA SCOTT: (LAUGHING) Keep it PG, Scott. Anyway, this mud is really therapeutic. Makes me feel like I'm really in the swamp. CUT TO SCOTT RELAXING IN A POND AND LETTING OUT A RANCID FART SCOTT: (RELEASING A RIPPER) Oh man. I think those fish are trying to escape the smell. (LAUGHS) CUT TO SHOTS OF DEAD FISH FLOATING SCOTT: (GRABS A FISH) No worries, I'll just make good use of them. (SMIRKS) CUT TO SCOTT EATING A COOKED FISH SCOTT: The movie itself is a classic for a reason. The witty jokes, the catchy songs, and the story that tugs at your heartstrings. CUT TO SCOTT STANDING IN FRONT OF GREEN SCREEN SCOTT: So Shrek 2 gets four out of five stars from me, but my butt gets one out of five. (LAUGHS) EXTRO MUSIC PLAYS SCOTT: Thanks for watching, and remember, always stay true to your swamp roots.