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“Write really overly-funny super hilarious comedy 17+ long list of funny inconsis” (5 conversations)
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Apr 28, 2024 at 11:31 AM BST
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Write really overly-funny super hilarious comedy 17+ long list of funny reactions from the Mario characters reading the original character quote vs badly translated quote and question both either way: "Hold it! I only joined so I could get my castle back. I'm not gonna be dragged along on this stupid hunt. This is as far as I go. I'm gonna gather my troops and rebuild my castle! And YOU, Mario! You're an official member of the Koopa Troop! It's your duty to help with the repairs!" VS "Remember! I am here to claim my palace. I will not be dragged into this ignorant hunt. That is all I can do. I will gather my strength and build my palace. And you Marie Oh! You are an official member of the Koopa Army, and it's your job to help!" - Bowser
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1. **Mario**: "Marie? Who's Marie? I've been called many things, but never Marie. Also, since when am I in construction? Plumber, yes. Builder, occasionally. Construction worker, that's a new one." 2. **Luigi**: "Eh, Marie... Is that a new sister we didn't know about, Mario? And I thought I was the one in green. Maybe I should start wearing red." 3. **Peach**: "Bowser, dear, your translation device might need a little...peachy touch. And Mario, since when have you joined the Koopa Army? Was it during our last tea party?" 4. **Yoshi**: (In Yoshi language) "Yoshi yoshi! (Marie? Yoshi thought Mario's mustache is a clear no-go for that name. Yoshi confused. Yoshi also not good at building, only eating and laying eggs.)" 5. **Toad**: "Mariooo... I mean, Marie! Does that mean I have to start calling you 'Ma'am' now? Also, palace building might be above our pay grade, just saying." 6. **Bowser Jr.**: "Dad, I know you've had your ups and downs with Mario, but making him part of our family business? That's next-level. Also, who's building what now?" 7. **Wario**: "Hah! Marie, huh? That's a good one. Also, if we're talking about building palaces, make sure to install a room full of gold for your dear old friend Wario!" 8. **Waluigi**: "Marie... *snickers* That's the best thing I've heard all day. Also, if you need a lanky, sneaky type for your palace reconstructions, you know who to call." 9. **Donkey Kong**: (In Donkey Kong grunts) "Huh? Mario in Koopa Troop? DK thought Mario fights them, not join them. Confused, but DK offer bananas for construction energy." 10. **Diddy Kong**: "Mario, or, uh, Marie, if you're going to build a castle, can we make sure it has an awesome treehouse? Also, I'm pretty sure you're in the wrong troop." 11. **Rosalina**: "This translation seems to have crossed the realms of space a bit too erratically. Also, Mario, if you're looking into architectural endeavors, might I suggest a cosmic observatory?" 12. **Daisy**: "Oh, so Mario's a builder now? And here I was, thinking Luigi had the weird jobs. Also, Bowser, sweetie, your communication skills need work." 13. **Birdo**: "Marie, darling, if you need tips on castle aesthetics, you know who to ask. And Bowser, construction work? Really? With those nails?" 14. **Kamek**: "Master Bowser, with all due respect, perhaps focusing on our spellwork might improve our communication clarity. And... Marie? Intriguing misnomer." 15. **Goomba**: "Walking around all day is hard enough, and now we're in construction? Also, got to say, never thought I'd see Mario as a Koopa Troop team member. Wild." 16. **Koopa Troopa**: "Mario, the boss has spoken. But... do any of us know how to build a castle? I mean, I'm pretty good at getting squished, if that helps." 17. **Bob-omb**: "So we're building now? And... Marie is leading the charge? This is gonna be explosive! I mean, I literally can't do anything else."