[A group of friends are sitting at a table, scrolling through their phones] Friend #1: Hey, have you guys seen this SEC Shorts video? It's hilarious. Friend #2: No, what's it about? Friend #1: It's called "Texas Wants Out of the SEC." You guys have got to see it. [They pull up the video and hit play] Narrator: The SEC has officially added Texas and Oklahoma to the conference. [Cut to Texas mascot, Bevo, standing in front of a Texas flag] Bevo: Yee-haw! We're ready for some SEC football! Narrator: But it turns out Texas might not be quite as excited as they thought. [Cut to Texas A&M mascot, Reveille] Reveille: Howdy, y'all. I heard Texas wants out of the SEC. [Cut to Bevo, looking nervous] Bevo: What? No, no, that's not true. Narrator: But rumors have been swirling that Texas is unhappy with the move. [Cut to Texas head coach, Steve Sarkisian, in a press conference] Reporter: Coach, what are your thoughts on joining the SEC? Sarkisian: Well, we're excited for the challenge, but, uh... we're also looking into our options. [Cut to a map of the United States, with a highlighted section over Texas] Narrator: Some have speculated that Texas might be considering leaving the SEC altogether. [Cut to Texas mascot Bevo and Oklahoma mascot, Boomer, sitting on a couch] Boomer: I don't know about you, Bevo, but I'm kinda missin' the good old days in the Big 12. Bevo: Yeah, me too. The SEC just doesn't feel like home. [Cut to a group of SEC mascots, looking confused] Narrator: But how will the SEC react to Texas' potential departure? [Cut to LSU mascot, Mike the Tiger] Mike: I mean, we'll be fine if they want to leave. But who's gonna replace them? [Cut to Vanderbilt mascot, Mr. Commodore] Mr. Commodore: Yeah, we don't want to be stuck in a conference with just us academic schools. [Cut to a shot of a sad-looking SEC logo] Narrator: Only time will tell if Texas stays in the SEC or if they'll pack their bags and hit the trail. [Cut to Bevo and Boomer, walking out of the room] Bevo: I think we better go make some phone calls. Boomer: Yeah, this SEC stuff just isn't working out for us. [Cut to the SEC logo, with "To Be Continued..." flashing on the screen] [Friends at the table burst out laughing] Friend #3: That was so good! Friend #1: I know, right? SEC Shorts always nails it. Friend #2: Well, I think I know what I'm doing for the rest of the night. Watching more SEC Shorts videos.