Please write a fictional, comedic and vividly detailed story about Shrek and his lovers, who are villager twinks (compliment their physiques, faces, and butts). Explain how Shrek acquired them. The twinks and Shrek are relaxing in bed au naturel and snacking on roasted fish (that died from Shrek farting in a pond during his morning bath with the twinks, and he later cooked up for them) as they chat while Shrek couples with one of them (describe Shrek's physique and butt).